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LinzLuv

31 Seattle, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Up front: I'm in a committed, polyamorous relationship with my partner seattlepaul. I'm here on OKC because I always welcome new people in my life.

I went to school for 3d modeling, motion graphics, and general digital media stuff. Before that, I went to school to learn to make jewelry. Neither have proven to be as lucrative as I would like, thus my current job is as a daycare provider. While I do enjoy hanging out with kids, I'll admit that I feel like my life only begins once I leave work for the day.

I do a lot of things! I spend a great deal of time volunteering at local circus, marching band, and arts festivals/events. I have twice a week band rehearsals, once a week burner potluck, and a show or pub crawl or festival or whatnot most every weekend. I was describing my life to a friend and they said, "You're building community." It's true, that is what I am doing more than anything. I like people who like to do that as well.

Other miscellanea: I'm a night-owl, I drink a lot, and I'm fat. And I have tattoos and pink hair. And to my friends, I say "meow" instead of "hi" or "see you later." I like to read web comics and dress extravagantly when I go out. Sometimes I carry around a megaphone because I am pretty quiet (my voice is quiet, and I sometimes don't really say much. Also I like to threaten people with the megaphone's built-in siren). I am kind of terrible at most games and sports-y things, mainly because I do not care about winning.

I saw a t-shirt that reads, "Feminist Killjoy." I'm not sure yet, but I think I might be one of those. In a good way.
What I’m doing with my life
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Volunteering, working, making jewelry, learning diabolo and juggling, dusting off the ol' saxophone and starting marching band rehearsals.

I'm not good at keeping in contact with peoples on the internet. There. I said it. I won't trouble you with reasons or excuses, because the truth is that I just don't enjoy communicating over email, and I don't maintain any chat accounts outside of the dreaded Facebook.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crafts first and foremost, also volunteering and organizing people. Getting animals (especially cats) to like me. I am also AWESOME at avoiding stuff I should be doing. Procrastination. It's fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my hat, earrings, or hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't know if I can really really pick "favorites," but I will
give some examples that I like.

Books/authors: The Invisibles, Neil Gaiman, Watchmen, Peter S. Beagle, H.P. Lovecraft, IT, Harry Fucking Potter, ElfQuest
(laugh all you want, ElfQuest is still rad!), Chuck Palahniuk,
China Mieville

Movies: Shortbus, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, How to Train Your
Dragon, I Heart Huckabees, Miyazaki films, some older Tim Burton films, Quentin Tarantino films. I also tend to watch TV series on DVD, such as TWIN PEAKS, Firefly, Venture Brothers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, and The Dukes of Hazzard

Music: Vagabond Opera, God's Favorite Beefcake, Jason Webley,
Circus Contraption, Amanda Palmer/Dresden Dolls, Zeppelin, BRMC, A Perfect Circle, The Bad Things, Vermillion Lies, local vaudeville type stuff

Food: Caprese, chocolate, chai, yellow curry, paneer naan, fresh fruit
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things that I miss the most when I don't have them:
Use of my hands, interesting friends, interesting nightlife, the Oregon Country Fair, a pet, a pair of pliers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, the Oregon Country Fair, Burning Man, crafts I wish I were making, music I wish I were scoring
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...doing something AWESOME (after taking a nap).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Occasionally I want something warm to eat on my lunch break, but I only have $3 + change, so I go to McDonalds even though I think it's gross. Embarrassing but true.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are or wish you were circus trash.
You're not afraid to walk on the weird side of the street.
You make, do, or participate in something amazing.
You enjoy the twisted and macabre.
You are sex positive.

You should NOT message me if
You are currently in a monogamous relationship.
You can't be bothered to type out "you," and instead use "u."
You are very religious.
You take issue with alcohol or other substances.
You feel you can't connect with someone who already has a primary relationship.

As previously mentioned, I am not good at keeping up with people online. So please don't take it personally if I don't return your message!

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