I have a 4.8 Uber Rating.
Actor John Cusack has blocked me on Twitter.
I've lived in hostle terrains such as Wisconsin and New Hampshire before settling down in DC. I've successfully completed the "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" with myself. Totally legitimate, but you'll have to message me to find out how I did it.
I went on my first date in the third grade. It was a nightmare, I spilled my Ecto Cooler juice box all over myself, I was a mess. I think it was indicative of my dating life to come, diving in head first, no-holds barred, and spilling something on myself.
I watch the national spelling bee just to make fun of the weird kids.
I'm a mid-west man. My grandmother once called me a free spirit, although she's also called me "Billy" on several occasions so I'm not sure how much I should take her assessment to heart. She's a wonderful woman though, god bless.
I play baseball, soccer, skeeball, curling, and kickball competitively. I celebrate Flag Day ... everyday.
I take the controversial opinion that Dave is the more talented Franco brother. In time, when someone says "Franco!" the normal reaction will be "oh yeah, Dave Franco".