Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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Long story short- I pride myself on being "easy".
I'm easy going (happy, raver, hippie), easy to get along with
(stress free, child free, drama free), easy in general
(hedonistic-kinky, poly) and easy to get to know (honest, open,
I'm geeky, funny, affectionate, creative, spontaneous and all
around quirky in the best ways. I talk to strangers. I am a magnet
for amazingly odd people. My friends are cooler than yours...it's a
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm already established career wise. That's boring. That is what I
do, not who I am. Off the clock I enjoy:
Saying Yes. "Yes" makes life happen. Try it.
Laughing until something hurts.
Nodding to the beat.
Learning to breakdance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people smile.
Collecting random useless facts.
Being on time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very tall. Not freakishly, but close to it.
My language is poetically vulgar.
I'm not as scary up close...but that is what I want you to think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read deep philosophical thought provoking fiction and trashy
erotica. I'm always in the middle of some sex manual.
Movies-Anything Pixar, Stand up comedy. Scot Pilgrim vs the
world,Anything Comic book related, Anything fun or fantasy related,
Kink.com (if we are being honest).
-T.V- Workaholics, Archer, How I met your mother. Breaking Bad,
Fenias and Ferb, Teen titans, Louie, Arrested development, Heros,
Sunny in Philly, Colbert Report, Tosh.0, Simpsons, Family guy,
Powerpuff girls, Samurai Jack. Scrubs, Some anime
I Am EDM- Mostly Dubstep/Trap/Drum and Bass, break beats, Epic Rap
Battles of history. I also keep a few gigs of rap, RnB and Rock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I. My awesome submissive Mary :)
II. My car- Akkroma Angel of Wrath
III. My laptop Yuna
V. Sex/kink- being honest.
VI. Mother Fucking Science!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Compersion (The opposite of jealousy)
The next local burning man event.
My Amazon Wishlist
How much It costs to rent a bouncy House
The lyrics to that one song...
What book should I take on next.
What toy should I buy next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
((( If I'm not Working )))
Beasting it up on the dancefloor.
Leveling some avatar on some game.
Board games with my circle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think Flo from the insurance commercials is kinda hot.
I would do things illegal in Mexico to Felisha Day.
I own a Sybian and I now how to use it.
I have no sense of direction.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your coin came up tails...come on....just try it. Temp fate. What's
the worst that can happen?
You have a life changing book or comic for me to read.
You need a buddy for 2v2 cranium.
If you always have wanted to fly
You want a partner in crime.
If you are looking for a poly, fun guy that treats you like a
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