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  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Likes dogs
English, Spanish
My self-summary
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It's amazing how many profiles start out with some variation of, "I'm awesome!" I'm going to take a deep breath and pretend that all this potent awesomeness doesn't intimidate me. Oh, and I should also start with an apology for not having what seems to be the standardized pic where I should be posing with a tranquilized endangered species... probably because I have soul :-) But anyway here we go... I've been in Manhattan for 7.5 years now. Good times, but I'm not fixated. As for a world view, I see us as spiritual beings living an earthly existence and I try to remind myself of that. I like others who can see past the many illusions that surround us. With that in mind, I laugh at everything including myself and I try not to take anything too seriously. As for the superficial, I'm 6ft and pretty muscular/athletic. Now do you want to dance, or do you want to dance?
What I’m doing with my life
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"Big Ballin
Makin my ends"

(I push art like weight)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hegelian Dialectics
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sprezzatura
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Nag Hammadi Scriptures, The Sacred Mushroom & The Cross, A Thousand Plateaus, Fingerprints of the Gods, The Long Goodbye

Movies: Joe Vs. the Volcano; Thumbsucker; I (heart) Huckabees; Basquiat; Heat; almost anything done by W. Anderson, S. Copala, or M. Mann. As for a documentary, Revelation of the Pyramids ROCKS

Side Note: I'm still waiting on the next wave of Pauly Shore movies to hit big and purify our culture once again!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You crazy like dat glue
To think you could outdo
My 1-2
That's sick like the flu
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
infinity, the expanding universe, aliens (space brothers), applied ethics, prana...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
as long as I'm alive I'ma live illegal
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a tattoo of a winged unicorn jumping over a rainbow. It's truly magnificent.
You should message me if
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If you feel a shining light of good cheer and merriment inside of you, which you feel compelled to share with my computer screen.
But if you wear fur, you're one of the bad guys and my spirit animal gonna bite yo head off son :-)