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33 M New York, NY

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
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Likes dogs
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
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"I can't believe I'm on here!" "My friend told me to do this!" "Let's lie about how we met!" Poop on my shoe. Since we're all here, let's celebrate it! As for the ME... I've been in Manhattan for 7 years now. Good times, but I'm not fixated. As for a world view, I see us as spiritual beings living an earthly existence and I try to remind myself of that. I like others who can see past the many illusions that surround us. With that in mind, I laugh at everything including myself and I try not to take anything too seriously. As for the superficial, I'm 6ft and pretty muscular/athletic compared to most. Now do you want to dance, or do you want to dance?
What I’m doing with my life
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"Big Ballin
Makin my ends"

should you require greater detail, I push art like weight
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hegelian Dialectics
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sprezzatura
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Nag Hammadi Scriptures, The Sacred Mushroom & The Cross, A Thousand Plateaus, Fingerprints of the Gods, The Long Goodbye

Movies: Joe Vs. the Volcano; Thumbsucker; I (heart) Huckabees; Basquiat; Heat; almost anything done by W. Anderson, S. Copala, or M. Mann. As for a documentary, Revelation of the Pyramids ROCKS

Lastly, as a good-hearted man, of course I support any movie with Pauly Shore in it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You crazy like dat glue
To think you could outdo
My 1-2
That's sick like the flu
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
infinity, the expanding universe, aliens (space brothers), applied ethics and prana
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
as long as I'm alive I'ma live illegal
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a tattoo of a winged unicorn jumping over a rainbow. It's truly magnificent.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you feel a shining light of good cheer and merriment inside of you, which you feel compelled to share with my computer screen.
BUT, if you wear fur you're simply a yucky person and I don't like yucky people :-)