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  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 5:40am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's start with the basics, as it seems some of these things are apparently not self-obvious:
1) No, I'm not interested in becoming the third person in your relationship.
2) I don't really care if you're horny.... I don't need to know that you're currently masturbating in the first or second message you send. Sorry.
3) It sucks that you wasted time reading 50 Shades of Grey, but I have no interest in joining you in the emotionally abusive relationship you seem to think I'm craving. While I like sex a lot and think that the power dynamics in a consensual sexual relationship can be fun to play with, I don't intend on "submitting" to anyone. Ever. Period.

Now, if you've made it this far and still think I'm an interesting person, please continue reading for more information about me - someone who is intelligent, confident, and looking for an adult relationship.....

Random factoids for your perusal:
1) I have a bizarre obsession with both the Kennedy family and Superman. Weird, I know
2) I have changed one of my own tires no less than 5 times. Also, Houston has a lot of potholes.
3) I consider myself quite witty, while my mother classifies it as being a smart-ass. I can't imagine why.
4) I am no longer allowed to go into kitchen gadget stores without adult supervision. I am an excellent cook, though.
5) My entire apartment has no color except for a set of red bowls. It DOES have a lot of grey, black, and metal.
6) I am a buyer for a women's clothing store. My job could very easily exist as a Bravo reality series.
7) I actually dislocated my shoulder tripping over a gas pump hose. Seriously.
8) My dream job? A political speech writer. Except that I mostly like politics in theory and less in practice.
9) I drive a manual transmission. It's just more fun to drive. (I actually just got a new car, and it's automatic. Sad face.)
10) I am one of maybe 12 people in the world that thinks Apple products are completely overrated. Give me my Android any day.
What I’m doing with my life
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After spending 15 years in retail running a women's clothing store, I just started a new job as a senior marketing coordinator.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge., organizing events or outings, interior design, writing, business, working a social situation, pulling together wardrobes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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...height, personality, wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything by David Sedaris, A Song of Ice and Fire series, The Giver, Watchmen
Movies: Fight Club, Out of Africa, Boondock Saints, Gladiator, When Harry Met Sally
Music: Third Eye Blind, The Killers, Fitz & the Tantrums, The Black Keys
Food: whatever restaurant is new!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-Bon Appetit subscription: I have a ritual when it arrives at the beginning of every month - pour a glass of wine and read it cover to cover, marking it with little post it flags for recipes I want to try
2-Mascara: love it, won't leave the house without it
3-Kindle: keeps an entire library at my fingertips
4-Laughter: anything that's quick and witty I find hysterical - I've been told that I sound like Cameron Diaz when I laugh
5-Visual inspiration: a striking photograph, clean lines of a flower, a soft and flowy shirt - really anything that is interesting to look at
6-Friends: they are my family and we share our lives
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...having dinner and drinks with friends.
You should message me if
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You're an intelligent, career-driven man who enjoys new restaurants, craft beers, and conversation.

You can equally appreciate a fine meal and a cheesy movie. You are confident, but don't mind making a fool of yourself for a laugh. You're slow to anger, but quick to stand up for something you believe in. You know what you want, and aren't afraid to go for it.