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I write sins not self summaries.
Hi, i'm Effy, or Lizzy, or Geoff... Not Geoff.
I ramble sometimes when i'm nervous, sorry.
- Living between London and Bournemouth.
- varying in hair colour
- I'm incredibly geeky.
- I own an Ocarina.
- I will make you cry with my mad Mario Kart skills.
- I sing all the time.
- I narrate my life through the medium of song. Often when i'm
walking around Tesco's.
- I like your shoelaces.
- I quote everything.
- I'm the kind of girl that shouldn't be allowed to fancy dress
- ...I'm also the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral...
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently a second year psych student in Bournemouth :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maiming the competition when I'm losing,
Being a sore winner,
Making tea (despite not being an avid drinker myself),
Making references that no-one understands.
The first things people usually notice about me
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-That I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of
- That I apparently look like Alex Vause from Orange Is The New
- My hair is ridiculously long.
- I'm not impressed by very much. Unless its shiny or do-hicky.
always love the do-hickies.
- I am justice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Doctor Who, Sleepy Hollow, The Walking Dead, Red Dwarf, Buffy,
Big Bang, How I met your mother, Skins, Musketeers, New girl,
Orange is the new black, Luther, Sherlock, Top gear, Answer Me
This, dexter, Lip service, Star Trek...
Books: In the middle of reading two psychology books. And 3 other
regular books. Walking dead comics. Sometimes I enjoy reading
Cell by stephen King is my all time favourite.
Music: Anything, I listen to anything from the 60's onwards -
introduce me to something!
Favourite song of the moment: Afraid by The Neighbourhood
Movies: If its Zombie, i'll love it. If it's funny, I might like
it. If it's romantic, I'll reguard it with polite interest. If it's
a biopic, I probably won't be interested.
Food: Is this even a question? I like food. All food is my
favourite. Except Tomatoes and parsnips - F*ck you Tomatoes and
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
And a book
And the steam sales
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- What tattoo I'm going to get.
- What my life would be like if my genes were in an aesthetically
- I'm still stunned by dead rising 3.
- The fuck even is an rss feed?
- That Kris Kross was right, he can make me jump.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not out with friends, I'm probably watching telly or
building elaborate forts to watch old episodes of friends in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's been nearly 14 years and I still haven't found a party like an
s club party.
I'm not allowed to play with the guide dogs at work anymore, I keep
untraining them in less than 20 minutes...
I once kicked my potential boss in the face on a job interview not
once, but twice.
I spend far too much time in the retro club. Fucking love me some
Scottish accents are sexy as fuck.
You should message me if
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I'm not trying to impress you or nothing, but i can cook
If I checked out your profile and didn't message you. I chicken out
all the time.
Also, you should definitely message me if you just lost the game
(70% of the time, it works all the time)
You can teach me how to skateboard.
You want to be my new texting buddy.
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