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20 Bournemouth, UK Woman


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:49am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Top tip: If you are old enough to be my dad or if you were to tell your mates how old I am, and their response would be to smack you on the back and buy you a pint. You're too old and I am in no way ever interested. I'm getting really sick of that.

I write sins not self summaries.

Hi, i'm Effy, or Lizzy, or Geoff... Not Geoff.
I ramble sometimes when i'm nervous, sorry.
- Living between London and Bournemouth.
- I'm incredibly geeky.
- I like girls, I just suck at meeting them.
- I own an Ocarina.
- I will make you cry with my mad Mario Kart skills.
- My chewbacca impression is unrivalled. Bitch.
- I swear a lot.
- I'm a sarcastic little prick
- I like lists.
- I sing all the time.
- I narrate my life through the medium of song. Often when i'm walking around Tesco's.
- I like your shoelaces.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently a psychology fresher in Bournemouth :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being competitive,
Maiming the competition when I'm losing,
Being a sore winner,
Making tea (despite not being an avid drinker myself),
Making references that no-one understands.
Having accidents.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-That I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
- That I apparently look like Alex Vause from Orange Is The New Black.
- My hair is ridiculously long.
- I'm not impressed by very much. Unless its shiny or do-hicky. always love the do-hickies.
- I am justice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Doctor Who, Sleepy Hollow, The Walking Dead, Red Dwarf, Buffy, Big Bang, How I met your mother, Skins, Musketeers, New girl, Orange is the new black, Luther, Sherlock, Top gear, Answer Me This, dexter, Lip service, Star Trek...

Books: In the middle of reading two psychology books. And 3 other regular books. Walking dead comics. Sometimes I enjoy reading manga.
Cell by stephen King is my all time favourite.

Music: Anything, I listen to anything from the 60's onwards - introduce me to something!
Favourite song of the moment: Kygo's remix of Sexual healing by Marvin Gaye... I know, I can feel you judging my profile with your eyes from here...

Movies: If its Zombie, i'll love it. If it's funny, I might like it. If it's romantic, I'll reguard it with polite interest. If it's a biopic, I probably won't be interested.

Food: Is this even a question? I like food. All food is my favourite. Except Tomatoes and parsnips - F*ck you Tomatoes and Parsnips.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A lighter
4 cigarettes
And a book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- What tattoo I'm going to get.
- What my life would be like if my genes were in an aesthetically pleasing order.
- I'm still stunned by dead rising 3.
- The fuck even is an rss feed?
- That Kris Kross was right, he can make me jump.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not out with friends, I'm probably watching telly or building elaborate forts to watch old episodes of friends in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's been nearly 14 years and I still haven't found a party like an s club party.

I'm not allowed to play with the guide dogs at work anymore, I keep untraining them in less than 20 minutes...
I once kicked my potential boss in the face on a job interview not once, but twice.

I spend far too much time in the retro club. Fucking love me some cheesy music.

Scottish accents are sexy as fuck.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm not trying to impress you or nothing, but i can cook bacon.

If I checked out your profile and didn't message you. I chicken out all the time.

Also, you should definitely message me if you just lost the game (70% of the time, it works all the time)

You can teach me how to skateboard.

You want to be my new texting buddy.

Achievement unlocked: 5 minutes of your life you won't get back.