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19 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:59pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm spending too much time on netflix, save me.

I write sins not self summaries.

Hi, i'm Effy, or Lizzy, or Geoff... Not Geoff.
I ramble sometimes when i'm nervous, sorry.
- I'm a bit of a gamer - I want to play Pokemon so bad at the moment.
- I'm incredibly geeky.
- I'm very open-minded.
- I like girls, I just suck at meeting them.
- I own an Ocarina.
- I will make you cry with my mad Mario Kart skills.
- My chewbacca impression is unrivalled. Bitch.
- I swear a lot.
- I'm a sarcastic little prick
- I like lists.
- I sing all the time.
- I narrate my life through the medium of song. Often when i'm walking around Tesco's.
- I like your shoelaces.
What I’m doing with my life
When I'm not at college; studying health and social care, I'm punishing my liver for my bad choices in life.

I work with people with physical disabilities and soon in a pub too.

Hopefully off to Bournemouth to study psychology in September; fingers crossed!
I’m really good at
Being competitive,
Maiming the competition when I'm losing,
Being a sore winner,
Making tea (despite not being an avid drinker myself),
Making references that no-one understands.
Having accidents.
The first things people usually notice about me
-That I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
- That I apparently look like Alex Vause from Orange Is The New Black.
- My hair is ridiculously long.
- I'm not impressed by very much. Unless its shiny or do-hicky. always love the do-hickies.
- I am justice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Doctor Who, Sleepy Hollow, The Walking Dead, Red Dwarf, Buffy, Big Bang, How I met your mother, Skins, Musketeers, New girl, Orange is the new black, Luther, Sherlock, Top gear, Answer Me This, dexter, Lip service, Star Trek...

Books: In the middle of reading two psychology books. And 3 other regular books. Walking dead comics. Sometimes I enjoy reading manga.
Cell by stephen King is my all time favourite.

Music: Anything, I listen to anything from the 60's onwards - introduce me to something!
Favourite song of the moment: I'm enjoying everything fleetwood mac.

Movies: If its Zombie, i'll love it. If it's funny, I might like it. If it's romantic, I'll reguard it with polite interest. If it's a biopic, I probably won't be interested.

Food: Is this even a question? I like food. All food is my favourite. Except Tomatoes and parsnips - F*ck you Tomatoes and Parsnips.
The six things I could never do without
A lighter
4 cigarettes
And a book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- What tattoo I'm going to get.
- What my life would be like if my genes were in an aesthetically pleasing order.
- LGBTQ stereotypes and how much they piss me off.
- I'm still stunned by dead rising 3.
- The fuck even is an rss feed?
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not out with friends, I'm probably watching telly or building elaborate forts to watch old episodes of friends in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's been nearly 14 years and I still haven't found a party like an s club party.

I'm not allowed to play with the guide dogs at work anymore, I keep untraining them in less than 20 minutes...
I once kicked my potential boss in the face on a job interview not once, but twice.

Scottish accents are sexy as fuck.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I'm not trying to impress you or nothing, but i can cook bacon.

If I checked out your profile and didn't message you. I chicken out all the time.

Also, you should definitely message me if you just lost the game (70% of the time, it works all the time)

Get me shitfaced and I'll love you forever!

You can teach me how to skateboard.

You want to be my new texting buddy.