I guess I should put something a bit more substantial, otherwise I'll attract all the freaks, and not the good kind.
I've got a degree in Electronic Art and a post grad cert in Expressive Therapy, which have done absolutely nothing for my career prospects.
I've always worked in the music/entertainment industry. 'Entertainment' is not code for stripper or prostitute.
I own a ridiculously priced/sized camera which should be put to better use than the current array of selfies.
I ride a bike, with a basket and I'm not ashamed.
I'm of the Antipodean variety and have been living in Edinburgh for just over 3 years now. I'm not your 'mate' and I don't respond to 'sheila', but I do fancy a casual 'strewth'.
I may not look it, but I work out 5 days a week, I enjoy doing burpees, I'm damn good at push ups and I like to walk around saying "would you like two tickets to my gun show?", whilst kissing my biceps. I love running charity events and I'm an annual Survival of the Fittest participant.
I have a sick and perverted sense of.. well I was going to say humour, but I guess that could be for everything. Nothing phases me, I will always try something at least 3 times, I'm stubborn, often obnoxious, love a good challenge, competitive, funny and pretty damn amazing.
Hard limits: Scat, huggling, anyone shorter than me & nice guys.
Hackers is the greatest film ever and I like to quote it on a daily basis.
HACK THE PLANET