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25 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi there,

Welcome to my profile! I don't want to spoil too much of the mystery yet, so I'll do my self-summary a la "two truths and a lie" :-)

Two of the following five factoids are utter lies; feel free to message me with your guesses:

1. I was the starting varsity quarterback for my high school's exceedingly mediocre football team.

2. During my birth, the hospital caught on fire, and had to be evacuated.

3. I have a scar on my wrist from when a lion cub "mauled" (scratched) me.

4. I Burst a blood vessel in my eye during a one-arm push-up competition in high school. The mark is still there.

5. I'm lifetime-undefeated at the game Taboo.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from the University of Michigan (go Blue!) in 2012, and am now two years deep into a PhD program at the University of Chicago.

When I'm not doing research, I devote a lot of my time and energy to working out and playing music.

I take myself and my ambitions seriously, but that's not to say I don't know how to kick back, be a little goofy, and have a good time!
I’m really good at
Seeing the good in bad situations

Playing the trumpet

Making people laugh (either at me, or with me)

Mathematical/Logical/Abstract thinking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Role Models, Charade, The Italian Job, Inception, Oceans 11, Hitch, Thank You for Smoking, Lord of the Rings, Superbad, 500 Days of Summer etc...

Shows: Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Freaks and Geeks, Family Guy, South Park, HIMYM, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Dead Like Me, Battlestar Galactica, Better off Ted

Music: The Beatles, Boston, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Bruno Mars, Yes, King Crimson, The Who, Mahler, Strauss, Stravinsky, Tchaikovsky, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Miles Davis, etc...

Books: The Righteous Mind, War of the Worldviews, Ender's Game, Harry Potter, Freakonomics, Mostly Harmless Econometrics, Crichton books

As for food, I'll eat anything healthy. My favorite cuisines are Japanese and Mexican. Oh, and SWEET P[R]OTATOES!
The six things I could never do without
Good friends, fun, exercise/sports, music, curiosity, an interesting question to ponder.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, fitness, agency conflicts, mathematics/statistics, why people act the way they do, morality/ethics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out with friends having a drink or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can sing an embarrassing quantity of Disney songs from memory.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You think we'd hit it off

-You're passionate about something fun and unusual

-You have a guess about which 'facts' are lies

Also, if I messaged you, I like to hear back ;-)