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37 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Congratulations! By viewing my profile you have demonstrated that you have great taste... or you're checking me out after receiving a hilarious, possibly awkward, yet interesting message in your inbox!

Be careful, you may have been tricked! For all you know I may be a freakishly intelligent ape hiding out in the Amazon, locked to his laptop.

Only I know the truth, though I do enjoy being apeish. Can you leap like a cheetah? So beautiful.

If I were advertising on ebay, I'd write something cocky like: "Well endowed, romantic gent with an artistic disposition searching for lover to adore and debauch,” but this isn't ebay, so you should forget what you've just read...
What I’m doing with my life
Basking in the glow of my recently completed novel. It's doing the rounds with agents now. I'll let you read it (if you ask nicely. ;-) Sense of humour a must.

Travelling is a great passion of mine. I've explored most of Europe, a fair amount of SE Asia, India and the US. I really want to go back to Africa, as I loved my camel trek in the Sahara last year.

If you want to join me bring a big rucksack, a head full of songs to sing and massage oil.
I’m really good at
Giving massages - I've been praised on two continents. ;-)
Cooking. Sadly, my achievements here are not quite as renowned, though I try my best.
Making you feel better about yourself. Despite my bravado, I am a good listener and meditate a lot. I teach Reiki too.
Making new friends.
Building things. I've built a kitchen in the desert - literally.
Outside-the-bedroom sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
How tall I am, a certain swagger, then my more sensitive side when I feel safe and open to you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Of Human Bondage - amazing book.
Anna Karenina. Wow. Really.
The Little Mermaid... for the kid inside of me. I love, Part of That World. A song to sing on the road. :-)
Pretty much all Radiohead and The Beatles.
Real Italian ice cream and real Neapolitan pizza.
Game of Thrones. (I really want to write for HBO!)
Stewart Lee's stand-up.
The six things I could never do without
My bike - gets me all over London.
Love... infused with beautiful and crazy sex - or should that be the other way round? Either way, I like it.
Jaffa cakes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How male seahorses get pregnant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Climbing trees, digging wells and definitely not trying to impress you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book, a blank canvas. Catch me and fill the pages.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if agree with the below:

"I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go, "Ouch" due to their wit and evil sense of humour. I want someone that I can reach out to and touch, someone I can cuddle with, cry "Wow!", rise with and go places I've never been."