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  • Ages 24-38
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Last online
Oct 3
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Congratulations! By viewing my profile you have demonstrated that you have great taste... or you're checking me out after receiving a hilarious, possibly awkward, yet interesting message in your inbox!

If I were advertising myself on ebay, I'd write something cocky like: "Romantic gent with an artistic disposition searching for lover to adore and debauch,” but this isn't ebay, so forget what you've just read...
What I’m doing with my life
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Englishman moving about the world. ;-D At the moment I'm working on finishing my novel. I've been writing it for three years. I've written screenplays and magazine articles before, but this is the big one!

When I'm not writing I run a massage and meditation camp in Spain once a year at the Nowhere festival if you've heard of it. It's great fun. I love to travel, or should I say explore different cultures, different ways of thinking and being in the world. Sometimes I like to alone or sometimes with someone I can share the amazing views, risky rock climbs or cool beaches with.

I'm very independent, but can also make a lot of time for the right person. :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving massages. I've been praised on two continents. ;-P
Cooking. Sadly, my achievements here are not quite as renowned, though I try my best.
Making you feel better about yourself. Despite my bravado, I am a good listener and meditate a lot. I teach Reiki too.
Making new friends.
Building things. I've built a kitchen in the desert - literally.
Outside-the-bedroom sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How tall I am, a certain swagger, then my more sensitive side when I trust I can open up to you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Of Human Bondage. Amazing.
Anna Karenina.
The Little Mermaid... for the kid inside of me. I love, Part of That World. A song to sing on the road. :-)
Pretty much all Radiohead and The Beatles.
Real Italian ice cream and real Neapolitan pizza.
Game of Thrones.
Stewart Lee's stand-up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bike - gets me all over London (or whever it is I'm living).
Love... infused with beautiful and crazy sex - or should that be the other way round? Either way, I like it.
Herbal tea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, how humans pillage the earth and how it might be better off without us all; how to be human and to have this expeience is such a mircale, so incomprehensible, so profound and mundane too. The comedy and tragedy of life. How we're making it all up, and how we simply need to choose.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There really isn't such a thing. On any given night though, I might be thinking about you, in the abstract of course, given we haven't met yet; reading, writing a script or notes to my next novel, rolled into a ball feeling the need of human touch; laughing out loud to my favourite film or book - or a memory of something funny.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book to those I trust. Maybe I'll let you read a few pages when we meet. ;-)
You should message me if
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"I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone that I can reach out to and touch, someone I can cuddle with and cry "Wow!", rise with and go places I've never been."