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37 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 7
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Congratulations! By viewing my profile you have demonstrated that you have great taste... or you're checking me out after receiving a hilarious, possibly awkward, yet interesting message in your inbox!

I'm presently giving London a break and playing the Englishman in New York. While I can look after myself, I'd much rather see the city with a gal (or should I say dame?) who's just as excited as me about what there is to find.

Be aware, that I do speak Enlgish English, so we may have to deal with a little transatlantic translation, but that just adds to the fun of it all, right?

If I were advertising myself on ebay, I'd write something cocky like: "Romantic gent with an artistic disposition searching for lover to adore and debauch,” but this isn't ebay, so forget what you've just read...
What I’m doing with my life
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Trading London for NY, having recently completed my debut novel. It's a black comedy doing the rounds with agents now. I'll let you read it (if you ask nicely. ;-)

Travelling is a great passion of mine, hence this trip. I've explored most of Europe, a fair amount of SE Asia and India. I really want to go back to Africa, as I loved my camel trek in the Sahara last year.

If you want to join me bring a big rucksack, massage oil and a sense of humour that can withstand duststorms.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving massages. I've been praised on two continents.
Cooking. Sadly, my achievements here are not quite as renowned, though I try my best.
Making you feel better about yourself. Despite my bravado, I am a good listener and meditate a lot. I teach Reiki too.
Making new friends.
Building things. I've built a kitchen in the desert - literally.
Outside-the-bedroom sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How tall I am, a certain swagger, then my more sensitive side when I trust I can open up to you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Of Human Bondage. Amazing.
Anna Karenina.
The Little Mermaid... for the kid inside of me. I love, Part of That World. A song to sing on the road. :-)
Pretty much all Radiohead and The Beatles.
Real Italian ice cream and real Neapolitan pizza.
Game of Thrones. (I will write for HBO!)
Stewart Lee's stand-up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bike - gets me all over London (or whever it is I'm living).
Love... infused with beautiful and crazy sex - or should that be the other way round? Either way, I like it.
Herbal tea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, how humans pillage the earth and how it might be better off without us all; how to be human and to have this expeience is such a mircale, so incomprehensible, so profound and mundane too. The comedy and tragedy of life. How we're making it all up, and how we simply need to choose.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There really isn't such a thing. On any given night though, I might be thinking about you, in the abstract of course, given we haven't met yet; reading, writing a script or notes to my next novel, rolled into a ball feeling the need of human touch; laughing out loud to my favourite film or book - or a memory of something funny.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book, a blank canvas. Catch me and fill the pages.
You should message me if
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"I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone that I can reach out to and touch, someone I can cuddle with and cry "Wow!", rise with and go places I've never been."