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30 Burnaby, British Columbia, CA Man


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  • Ages 21–31
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Last online
Today – 12:51am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My username is the title of a song from my all-time favourite album, and I may have been that guy you heard singing when you passed him on the street. There was a time, as a child long ago, when you couldn't have forced my mouth open with a crowbar to ask someone the time. Now little old ladies in the grocery store tell me how much they enjoy my singing voice, as I smile somewhat embarrassedly. I dig it!
What I’m doing with my life
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Acting is just the best thing I can imagine doing. I've played Mozart, an English officer, a nerdy I.T. guy, a Shakespearean fool, a 70-year-old farmer, Juliet's very large-breasted nurse, a sickly Jew, a Victorian melodrama villain, Arthur Miller (sort of), a rebellious young Amish man, Othello, a young '60s redneck, and loads more. And I've loved 'em all.

I also make eyeglasses for my nine-to-five. It's a job where I can listen to audiobooks, university lectures, and Democracy Now! all day, so I like to think of it as essentially "getting paid to read".

And I volunteer to defeat Conservatives. Someone's got to, right?
I’m really good at
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I love being able to stretch myself in terms of my acting and nothing's better than playing a character that's (a) nothing like me, and/or (b) nothing like a character I've played before.

But I'm even BETTER at forgetting my headphones at home when I go grocery-shopping and having to listen to "Kiss Me" and Maroon 5 over the store's speakers. (I think this is what helped lead to the singing in public.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My calm-but-authoritative manner, striking bald head, and legendary command of the starship Enterprise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Finally, the section where pretension can really shine!

Song that's currently in my head (May 2nd):
Matthew Good – "The Boy Come Home"

Book that I'm currently reading:
Russian in 20 Lessons (this is going to be a disaster)

(This section used to be too long, so I've pared it down to a top [-ish] five.)

Books: The Age of Spiritual Machines, Guns, Germs, and Steel, Homage to Catalonia, The Death of Bunny Munro, This Changes Everything

Music: Manic Street Preachers, Matthew Good (and his Band), R.E.M., Paul Robeson, The Weakerthans

Movies: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Syriana, The Great Dictator, In the Loop, Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Television: Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, The Walking Dead, Danger 5
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Orwell's essay "A Nice Cup of Tea"
The stage
Forty Creek rye whisky
The miracle of photosynthesis
Vancouver Canucks
Really amazing air... seriously! There are few things better than perfect, deep breaths of fresh outdoor air
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I play chess on my phone and secretly hope that nearby people will see and say to themselves "Oh, how smart he must be."
You should message me if
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You know basic grammar, like the difference between "ur" and "u r".