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30 Burnaby, British Columbia, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–31
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Today – 4:35pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've lived in the Lower Mainland for five years, and have still never visited Portland or Seattle! I aim to remedy that before the end of the year.

My username is the title of a song from my all-time favourite album, and I may have been that guy you heard singing when you passed him on the street. I like singing in public! There was a time, as a child long ago, when you couldn't have forced my mouth open with a crowbar to ask someone the time. I sure am glad those days are over. Little old ladies in the grocery store tell me how much they enjoy my voice! That'll put a smile on your face anytime.
What I’m doing with my life
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Acting is just the best thing I can imagine doing. I've played Mozart, an English officer, a nerdy I.T. guy, a 70-year-old farmer, Juliet's very large-breasted nurse, a sickly Jew, a Victorian melodrama villain, Arthur Miller (sort of), a rebellious young Amish man, Othello, a young '60s redneck, and loads more. And I've loved 'em all.

I also make eyeglasses for my nine-to-five. It's a job where I can listen to audiobooks, university lectures, and Democracy Now! all day, so I like to think of it as essentially "getting paid to read".

And I volunteer to defeat Conservatives. Someone's got to, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love being able to stretch myself in terms of my acting and nothing's better than playing a character that's (a) nothing like me, and/or (b) nothing like a character I've played before.

But I'm even BETTER at forgetting my headphones at home when I go grocery-shopping and having to listen to "Kiss Me" and Maroon 5 over the store's speakers. (I think this is what helped lead to the singing in public.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My calm-but-authoritative manner, striking bald head, and legendary command of the starship Enterprise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Finally, the section where pretension can really shine!

Song that's currently in my head (November 11th):
Tom Waits – "I Don't Wanna Grow Up"

Book that I'm currently reading:
The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis

(This section was too long, so I've pared it down to a top [-ish] five.)

Books: The Age of Spiritual Machines, Guns, Germs, and Steel, Homage to Catalonia, The Death of Bunny Munro, The Couch of Willingness

Music: Manic Street Preachers, Matthew Good (and his Band), R.E.M., Paul Robeson, The Weakerthans

Movies: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Syriana, The Great Dictator, In the Loop, Clerks 2 (I saw it once and don't want to see it again)

Television: Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, The Walking Dead, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Orwell's essay "A Nice Cup of Tea"
The stage
Forty Creek rye whisky
The miracle of photosynthesis
Vancouver Canucks
Really amazing air... seriously! There are few things better than perfect, deep breaths of fresh outdoor air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can best make a positive difference in the world. So many options!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I always tear up at Charlie Chaplin's speech in The Great Dictator.
You should message me if
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