31 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
At a glance, I am made of:

40% fun
40% action
40% brainy
30% silly
30% hammy
20% philosophy

Overall making me 200% awesome. And I say this with a sense of humility that would inspire the greatest of saints (no, I don't know what irony means. Why do you ask?)
What I’m doing with my life
These days, most of my time goes to developing skills for advancing my career, working out, and volunteering for events. Sounds generic, except all of it is to a plan, a diabolical master plan for taking over the world. Or maybe not.
I’m really good at
Anything that takes a lot of thinking. The more overthinking it takes, the better. To me, simple questions are trick questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm generally a very quiet, reserved person, and tend not to say much. Until I get to know you - then you can't stop me from talking (seriously, try it. Doesn't work.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For food: Poutine. Wave a good bowl of poutine in my face, and I'll do anything you ask.
For shows: Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother are my favourite shows right now. Two and a Half Men used to be, until Charlie Sheen had his falling out, and his drug-addled rants became infinitely more interesting than the show he left behind.
The six things I could never do without
Phone - Keeping me connected to everyone I know by voice, text and e-mail, 24/7
Internet - The sum of all human knowledge, but I mainly use it to look at cats
Car - Quiet, efficient, and drop dead reliable
Local gym - Have to get my dose of adrenaline somehow
Sunglasses - For all the times when channeling Horatio Caine is necessary
Games - Because reality doesn't always let you be a space marine, a master tactician, or Guile.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The state of the world, and the condition we'll be leaving it in for our children, their children, and so on. Also, kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Training at the gym, to get healthier, stronger, faster, and overall better... Followed by a few drinks with friends, which undoes all that progress. The cycle never ends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's something that I can admit, but prefer to talk about indirectly or allude to it... If you've been reading the answers to my questions, though, I'm pretty sure you can figure it out. If you'd like to solve the puzzle, give it a shot and tell me your solution!
You should message me if
A) You just won the lottery, and you'd like to share your fortune with some random guy on the internet
B) You know what chi sao is, and can perform it
C) You'd like to solve the puzzle
D) You know what a brony is
E) Any of the above confuse and/or infuriate you, and make you demand answers