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Hi! And welcome to my Are You a Gentleman Test. I'll be using well-established rules to determine if you are a gentleman or not.

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Test	His result	Your result
The Dating Persona Test	The Poolboy (RGSD)	Take it!
The Death Test	Dead At 82	Take it!
The Politics Test	Democrat	Take it!
The IQ Adventure Test	Verbal (140)	Take it!
The Slut Test	60% slut	Take it!
The Virgin Game	66% Accuracy (highest: 66%, average: 58%)	Take it!
The Gaydar Test	70% Accuracy (highest: 80%, average: 67%)	Take it!
The Not-so-common Sense Safe Sex Test	You are 83% likely to keep your genitals intact.	Take it!
The Definitions Test	Word Demon!	Take it!
The Things You Learned In School, But Probably Forgot Test	96% Brain Cells Left!	Take it!
The Languages Test	100% French! 60% German! 80% Italian! 100% Spanish! 100% English!	Take it!
The Facts Everyone Should Know Test	Not an idiot	Take it!
The Sexual Philosophy Test	Exhibitionist!	Take it!
The "Yes, there is a name for that" Test	You scored 72% on these obscure terms	Take it!
The Narcissistic Personality Inventory	Your Narcissism Score is 13!	Take it!
What is the Measure of a Man? The Gentleman's Test	The Scholar	Take it!
Can You Recognise Furry Animals?	You scored 89% !	Take it!
The xkcd test	xkcd-spert!	Take it!
The 'Some of You Don't Get my Sense of Humor on Some of These Tests' Test	Un-Sophisticated!	Take it!
The Ur-Quan Quiz	You are an Arilou	Take it!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show AP Test	Rocky Horror Veteran	Take it!
The Name that Sex Term Test	Super Perv	Take it!
The Your Opinion On Penis Size Test	BITCH!!!	Take it!
The Spanish Test	The Casual Spanish Speaker	Take it!
The Logical Thinking Test	Epitome of Genius	Take it!
The 'How Low Can I Go?' Naked Man Test	Pornoholic	Take it!
The Beautiful Male Faces Test	Old Blondie	Take it!
The Masturbation Test	About Average.	Take it!
The Poly Acceptance Test	Way Poly	Take it!
The Never Have I Ever Test	Fun and spontaneous	Take it!
The Which Shakespeare Play Are You? Test	Romeo & Juliet	Take it!
The General Obscure Knowledge Test	Scientifically Gifted	Take it!
The Where in America Do You Belong Test	West Coast	Take it!
The Why are you single? Test	Fairly Normal	Take it!
The What's your sexual style? Test	TYPE N	Take it!
The Fetish Knowledge Test	You scored 86% for basic knowledge, 91% for advanced knowledge, 88% for perverted knowledge and 37% for obscure knowledge	Take it!
The French Expressions Test	Francophile	Take it!
The Understand Stuff Around You Test	Excellent!	Take it!
Could You Win The National Spelling Bee Test	National Spelling Bee Champion	Take it!
The Sexual Turn-ons Test	The Passionate Lover	Take it!
The (Improved) Red Flag Test	1 RED FLAGS!	Take it!
The shortest possible test	100% Completed!	Take it!
The NYC Sidewalk Etiquette Test	The Sidewalk Savvy	Take it!
Pretty Damn Good Sexual Compatibility Test	Moderate	Take it!
Are you a SEX nerd?	You scored 92%!!	Take it!
The How Sexually open-minded Test	Kink Superstar!	Take it!
The Hornyness test Test	Everyday Hornyness	Take it!
The Mistakes My Students Make Test	B	Take it!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Bridge of Death test.	Robin of Camelot	Take it!
The Guy Sex Test Test	68 Casual male sex	Take it!
The Subway Etiquette Test	Clueless Tourist	Take it!
Your Net Worth Test	High Value! Worth $1760	Take it!
The OKCupid Tests Are Stupid Test	Jack from Lost	Take it!
The Crotch Test	Becrotched	Take it!
The Which NES character are you Test	Megaman!	Take it!
The United States Geography Test	19/40 correct	Take it!
The Photoshop Color Correction Test	Advanced Photoshop Skill	Take it!
The Penis Size Test	8 inches	Take it!
The Tri-Variable Personality Test (qualified psychologist) ... Test	17 Artist, 30 Philosopher, 52 Scienti	Take it!
The Cock (Penis) Preference Test	64 % Style, 50 % Length, 57 % Girth	Take it!
The Beat Me at Game Theory Test	You win, I lose!	Take it!
The Most Ridiculous Trivia Ever Test	45% variable 1 (and I cheated so bad)	Take it!
The Oddly Judgemental Test	44 Squids, 38 Cannibals, 48 Shoes, 25	Take it!
The 20 Question Sexual Experience Test	67% (K-121, S-126, R-8)	Take it!
The Buffy: The Musical Test	Giles-like	Take it!
The D&D stats - Mental Test	18 Intelligence, 9 Wisdom, 7 Charisma	Take it!
The What Size Women do Men Prefer Test	0 Scary Skinny, 50 Normal, 45 Few Xtra P	Take it!
The Internet Test	60% Internet savy/addict - adequate	Take it!
The Everyday Spelling Test	100 Spelling smarts	Take it!
The My 4 favorite trick questions Test	Novice trivia nut	Take it!
The slightly difficult word Test	90 Vocab - The OG of the OED	Take it!
The Rocky Horror Lyrics Test	100 Knowledge	Take it!
The are you worth messaging Test	65%	Take it!
The Do you know your plurals? Test	91% Correct Plurals	Take it!
The I thought my profile was cool? Test	The Winner	Take it!
The Masshole Test	60 % Masshole	Take it!
The How Many Words do You Know Test	146 - 47286 words	Take it!
The White and Nerdy Test	28% White nerdiness	Take it!
The Nudity Test	67% - Clothed for now...	Take it!
The anal-retentive apostrophe Test	88 % apostrophy awareness	Take it!
The "What's My Fantasy Pet?" Test	%47 obedience, %50 intelligence, %51 eth	Take it!
The Are You Able To Tolerate Cats? Test	6 tolerance - Middle Man	Take it!
The If You Were A Beer Test	Pabst Blue Ribbon	Take it!
The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test	11% creepiness, 53% normal, 30% kinky -	Take it!
The What kind of sex freak are you Test	20 - Amature porn	Take it!
The Knowlege of Male Rituals Test	70 manly	Take it!
The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test	Goliath	Take it!
The Attraction Interaction Test	Gravitation	Take it!
The Alternative Recreation Test	Fire Eating	Take it!
The Fisticuffs Psychology Test	Underdogger - 57 % Aggression, 59 % Cunn	Take it!
The how sexually attractive are u Test	62 Looks, 67 Personality	Take it!
The Dr. Seuss Purity Test	22% Seussslut	Take it!
The Where You Should've Been Born Test	30/55/18 - Japan	Take it!
The Threesome? (for boys) Test	Adequate	Take it!
The Lost Words Test	13 lostwordedness	Take it!
The BASIC KNOWLEDGE Test	97% s-m-r-t!	Take it!
The How Effective is Your Profile? Test	14 Profile Cliches A Bit Mainstream	Take it!
The Polyamorous Test	70% True Poly, 18% Only for the Sex	Take it!
The U or non-U Test	60 Upper Class	Take it!
The Psychopathy Screening Test	40 Narcissism, 46 Callousness, 42 Reckle	Take it!
The Let's Play Rocks Paper Scissor Test	Your record=5-4-6 You win!	Take it!
The Dance Dance Revolution Test	31 ddrpoints	Take it!
The Either/Or Test	38 out of 50 possible points	Take it!
The Worship of Science Test	Middle of the Road	Take it!
The dumb gender Test	151 - Boy!	Take it!
The Famous First Lines Test	73 knowledge	Take it!
The New Do you hate George W. Bush Test	76 hater points, 76 democrat points	Take it!
The Suggested Sex Act Test	Voyeurism	Take it!
The Emotional Control, July 2006 Test	70% mature in emotions.	Take it!
The Behavioral Control, July 2006 Test	70% mature in behavior	Take it!
The Boyfriend or Fuck Buddy Test	Perfect Boyfriend	Take it!
The "What's Wrong With ME?!" Test	36 selfishness -	Take it!
The 1 Question SEX Test	100 Virgin	Take it!
The Puzzler's Puzzle Test	40% Puzzle Acuity	Take it!
The Choose Your Own Adventure Test	85% health, $25, 100% appeal	Take it!
The FamilyGuy Character You are Test	Bonnie Swanson	Take it!
The How Things Work Test	Knows 76% of Everything.	Take it!
The What do YOU like in a penis Test	26 , 5, 19, 9 Average penis	Take it!
The Conversationalist Test	The Good Chat	Take it!
The How Annoying Is Your Profile? Test	0/28 no-nos	Take it!
The Personality Plus Profiler Test	Phlegmatic	Take it!
The OKCupid Profile Analysis Test	Grade A	Take it!
The Geek Vocabulary Test	20 points	Take it!
The Spell Check Test	100 good speller	Take it!
The Nudity comfort level Test	88% General, 85% Personal, 100% Private,	Take it!
The (long) Simpsons Quotes Test	64 quoteability	Take it!
The Colorblindness Test	100 Color Vision, 100 Seriousness	Take it!
The Seperation of Church and State Test	2 Correct answers, 2 over secular, 1 ove	Take it!
The Classic Nintendo Test	77% - Link	Take it!
The Which Punctuation Mark Are You Test	The Dash	Take it!
The Utlimate Simpson's Trivia Test	80%	Take it!
The All Your Base Test	100% - ZIG	Take it!
The What's Your Philosophy? Test	Optimist	Take it!
The Do You Like Muscles On a Man Test	4 out of 11 for liking big muscles	Take it!
The Free Will Test	73 free, 43 awareness	Take it!
The Adjective Thesaurus Test	100 Verbosity	Take it!
The Are You My Type...In Bed Test	50% my kind of sexy - Hmm...	Take it!
The Philosophy of Mind Test	45% nihilist, 45% monist, 0% dualist, 10	Take it!
The are you male or female Test	the male	Take it!
The Are You Wearing a Hat? Test	20% chance of being hatted	Take it!
The Magical Thinking Test	10 Magical-Thinker	Take it!
The Are You Truly Erudite? Test	86 erudition	Take it!
The Existential Crisis Test	Will to Power	Take it!
The Cum Lover Test	55% Cum lover -	Take it!
The BASIC classic rock Test	60% classic rock background	Take it!
The Reason Why You're Single Test	23% ALONE	Take it!
The Totally Awesome Random Concept Test	Juicy Steak Yogurt	Take it!
The Weird Okcupid Picture Test!!! Test	63/25	Take it!
The MASTURBATION Test	71% - MASTERbator	Take it!
The Two-question Intelligence Test	Consider euthanasia.	Take it!
The Quick and Dirty Personality Test	"INTP - the Architect"	Take it!
The Political Test	87 - The Flaming Liberal	Take it!
The how perverted are you Test	52% - freak on a leash	Take it!
The society that suits me Test	Democracy	Take it!
The Luck Test	40 Luck	Take it!
The Which hot girl do you deserve? Test	Me & Angelina Jolie	Take it!
The Could you teach JR. High Math Test	75 math apptitude, 86 patience	Take it!
The Which Chick has a Dick Test	21 out of 41 - Bumpkin	Take it!
The Damn Near Impossible Test	Brilliant!	Take it!
The Which Computer are You Test	Custom Gaming Rig - 215 skilled, 60 art	Take it!
The do you know your flags? Test	42% flag knowledge	Take it!
The How Politically Stupid Are You Test	-35 - Leftist Hippie Wacko	Take it!
The Are You Literate? Test	90%	Take it!
The How Risky And Kinky Are You Test	The Kinky Dreamer 27% Sexualy Risky, 55%	Take it!
The Ethical Slut Test	Happy Almost-Slut	Take it!
The Gay Porn*Star Test	49% - Joey Stefano	Take it!
The Are you REALLY open-minded? Test	Liberal	Take it!
The 100% Accurate Gay Test	38 % Gay	Take it!
The Do You Own a Couch Test	No	Take it!
The Ass Identification Test	15 out of 19	Take it!
The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test	11 - Pretty fucked	Take it!
The How Easily Offended Are You Test	48% - The Observer	Take it!
The Sexuality by Percentage Test	61% Gay	Take it!
The Really QUICK Reassuringly EASY Test	Freakin� Genius!	Take it!
The Should You Call Tech Support? Test	Worthy	Take it!
The True Geek Test	70% geekness	Take it!
The Rocky Horror Test	86% - Frankenfurter	Take it!
The how big is your penis Test	32 Out of 46	Take it!
The Are You an Annoying Driver Test	27% Annoying	Take it!
The Penis Size Test	8 - Large Penis	Take it!
The Homophobia is Gay Test	-100 - Gay? No such thing.	Take it!
The How gay or straight are you? Test	64% - 4	Take it!
The Homophobia Diagnostic Test	3% Homophobic	Take it!
The What Gender Are You? Test	61% male	Take it!
The PSAT - Porn Star Aptitude Test	69% - Fab Fluffer	Take it!
The "How Gay are You" Test	31 - Gay as fuck	Take it!
The Clone High knowledge Test	77%	Take it!
The I am so gay Test	61% - Pretty Gay	Take it!
The Foreskin Test	INTACTIVIST	Take it!
The Can You Read Women Test	32% Don Juan, 46% hopeless romantic	Take it!
The Would You Like My Boobs Test	72 % Liking Average	Take it!
The What Type of Gay Guy Are You Test	The Princess	Take it!
The Left Brain Deformity Test	80% Left Brain Deformed	Take it!
The Complete Random Everything Test	83% cool	Take it!
The pc hardware geek Test	35% hardware geek	Take it!
The Can you speak London Slang Test	64 % Londoner!	Take it!
The ULTIMATE Spelling Test	65% - Scholar	Take it!
The Shakespearean Tragic Hero Test	35% Intellectual, 52% Impetuous, 29% Tru	Take it!
The Which Lost Character Are You Test	Claire	Take it!
The "Are you a Cliche?" Test	Knowin It Tall	Take it!
The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test	74% pure - Mostly Innocent	Take it!
The Picture quiz Test	81% Celebrities, 81% International, 80%	Take it!
The Armageddon Responsiblity Test	The Honest Person (46% goodness, 30% evi	Take it!
The Sublime Philosophical Crap Test	R-S-O	Take it!
The * Proper Urinal Etiquette * Test	Amazing Peeanist and 100% basic k	Take it!
The Match Random Chunks of Wit Test	40% Correctness	Take it!
The Logical Fallacies for Atheists Test	70%	Take it!
The Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri Test	University	Take it!
The Starbucks Test	The Barista.	Take it!
The Cuddlability Test	15 - The Favorite Teddy	Take it!
The Definitive Hygiene Test	Adequately Hygienic	Take it!
The How Sexually Experimental Test	222	Take it!
The Cussing Test	88 cussing savvy	Take it!
The Zero Wing Test	20 Evilness, 20 Suavity	Take it!
The 2-Variable Intuition Test	Very Well-Rounded: (62%, 62%)	Take it!
The Myths Test	54 myth knowledge	Take it!
The Virginity Test	0% virgin	Take it!
The Erotic Slave wannabe Test	395 Submissive - Intimate Slave	Take it!
The Techie's Acronyms Test	93% - "WIZ"	Take it!
The How Difficult Is Your Life Test	Very Easy (22% difficult)	Take it!
The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test	Curvy and Naughty (66% T, 63% A, 52% C)	Take it!
The Do You Know Catholicism Test	42 Knowledge	Take it!
The Which is Worse? Test	40 scenario points!	Take it!
The Dirty Mind Test	86% Dirtiness - "Filthy"	Take it!
The Dr. Seuss Test	50 fun, 44 leadership, 47 kindness	Take it!
The Intuitive Politics Test	Horray!	Take it!
The What is your REAL age Test	You're 30 !!!	Take it!
The mensa Test	16	Take it!
The Ambular Compatibility Test	88% - Relationship Worthy	Take it!
The What Is Your MPAA Film Rating? Test	PG-13 -- 22 Nudity, 32 Violence, 41 La	Take it!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Test	90% - Sweet Transvestite	Take it!
The You Test	78% - Happy out!	Take it!
The Laziness Test	41 Lazy	Take it!
The Horrifying Stereotype Test	Guido	Take it!
The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test	Computer Programmer	Take it!
The Gay Guy Test	33% Macho Gay, 50% Pink Gay, 52% Scene G	Take it!
The Beatles Lyrics Test	72% Beatles Lyrics Master	Take it!
The How Strict Are Your Morals Test	32% Morally Absolute	Take it!
The EXTREMELY advanced MATH Test	86 on the MathDorkOMeter	Take it!
The Movie Quotes Test	40% - The Passerby	Take it!
The World of Warcraft Addiction Test	52% Addicted- Well on your way!	Take it!
The Age-Guessing Test	Average Joe	Take it!
The Are you a wizard or a muggle Test	38 Wizard, 54 Muggle	Take it!
The Evolution Knowledge Test	61	Take it!
The What's Your League? Test	The Nice League	Take it!
The Stupidity Intolerance Test	63% tolerance, 15% stupidity	Take it!
The Your Type of Girl Test	The Hot Friend	Take it!
The 3-Variable Purity Test	68% (80% subst., 59% sex, 75% moral)	Take it!
The Real Zodiac Sign Test	Aquarius	Take it!
The I Can Predict Your Music Taste Test	60 Rock, 71 Jazz, 37 Classical, 56 Pop	Take it!
The what instrument would you play Test	21 flute, 55 clarinet, 22 trumpet, 47 lo	Take it!
The Image Reaction Test	25% Amusing, 5% Disturbing, 15% Arousing	Take it!
The Penis Test	53 Boner	Take it!
The I've Been on the Internet Test	Old Hand	Take it!
The Body Part You Wash First Test	CHEST	Take it!
The Sexual Style Test	55 Romantic, 54 Turned on, 68 Sexual	Take it!
The The Cup Size Test Test	-5 - Flat chested	Take it!
The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test	Very Easy to Please (15 of 21)	Take it!
The How fast do you CUM Test	50 Fast Cum Man, 0 Fast Cum Woman	Take it!
The Advanced Simpsons Trivia Test	83% on Simpsons.	Take it!
The Terrorism Test	72% Nuclear / 40% Biological / 36% Conve	Take it!
The 3 Variable Funny Test	the Wit	Take it!
The Best Personality Type for You Test	ISFP - The Composer	Take it!
The LONG Scientific Personality Test	INTJ -The Mastermind	Take it!
The What SHOULD you look like Test	The Common Guy	Take it!
The Absurd Math Humo(u)r Test	48 Math Funniness	Take it!
The Intellectual Sexiness Test	72 intellectual sexiness!	Take it!
The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test	- Bert 68% Organization, 56% abstr	Take it!
The Handsome Faces Test	55 Conventional, 41 Contrasting, 66 Nymp	Take it!
The Written English Test	16 - Kinda smart	Take it!
The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test	72% Official Survivor	Take it!
The Oral Sex Test	78 self reported skills, 67 sexual and a	Take it!
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test	The Expatriate (38% brainwash, 18% antit	Take it!
The Lefty versus Righty Test	67 Leftyness, 7 Rightyness	Take it!
The Seven Deadly Sins Test	Pride	Take it!
The Intelligence and Consciousness Test	81% Intelligence, 77% Implicate aware	Take it!
The misquoted lyrics Test	29 - Praise chesus!	Take it!
The Philosophy Test	Jean-Paul Sartre	Take it!
The Literature vs. Pop Culture Test	28% LitPop Savvy	Take it!
The Morphed Faces (with a reward) Test	5/9 correct answers	Take it!
The Commonly Confused Words, To, Test	A+ (Nigh-Perfect) (39/40)	Take it!
The Shakespearian Character Test	70 - Benedick	Take it!
The How Sexual Are You? Test	16 experience, 37 adventurousness	Take it!
The What type of MAN turns you on Test	50% masculine, 64% athletic, 36% exotic,	Take it!
The Lucid Dreaming Test	The Skilled Novice	Take it!
The RPG Class Test	Wizard	Take it!
The Hitler/Bush Quotes Test	44 Correct Answers	Take it!
The Left or Right Brain Test	75 % Lefty, 56 % Righty	Take it!
The Why Are You Single Test	31 despair, 75 relationship potential, 1	Take it!
The Are You a Patriotic American? Test	59% US Philosophy, 36% American Pride, 4	Take it!
The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test	69% nerdiness, 13% geekosity, 17% dork p	Take it!
The You think you've got a high IQ Test	128 Intelligence - Gifted	Take it!
The How Open-Minded Am I? Test	68 - Box? What Box?	Take it!
The ABC's of sex Test	92% - Dr. Ruth	Take it!
The Sexuality Spectrum Test	Bi/Slightly Straight	Take it!
The Sexual Scenario Survival Test	39% - Vanilla With a Twist	Take it!
The VERY Basic Math Test	15 - MATH WIZ	Take it!
The Want To See My Breasts? Test	55% Breast Worthy	Take it!
The Which Griffin Are You Test	70% FG Knowledge - Lois	Take it!
The how fuckable are you? Test	76% - " The Punching bag"	Take it!
The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test	Androgynous	Take it!
The Bartender Test	30% - The Buzz	Take it!
The Drink Mixer Deluxe Test	You Are 82% Drinkable	Take it!
The How Fucked Up Are You Test	48 Inner Fucked Up, 20 Outer Fucked Up	Take it!
The Personality Defect Test	Haughty Intellectual	Take it!
The Will I Watch RHPS With You Test	99 Rocktastic - You Can Have My Boa	Take it!
The What Kind of Christian are You Test	This person is a Heretic	Take it!
The How Different Are You Really? Test	59% - The tATu	Take it!
The Random Words Test	80%	Take it!
The Real Breasts/Fake Breasts Test	17 of 20 boobs	Take it!
The Kinsey Scale Test	Kinsey 3	Take it!
The Proofreading Test	86 - Senior Editor	Take it!
The Lover Style Profile Test	The Classic Lover	Take it!
The State Capitals Test	85 State Savvy	Take it!
The Gay-O-Meter Test	Bi/Asexual	Take it!
The Funny Personality Test	58 / 31 / 66 / 58 - Average 30-year-ol	Take it!
The Masturbation Purity Test	53% - Handy!	Take it!
The Homestarrunner.com Character Test	Pom Pom	Take it!
The Very Offensive Religion Test	Agnostic	Take it!
The Shortest ever OKCupid Test	0	Take it!
The Are you Dominant or submissive Test	66% - The Assertive Sub	Take it!
The Spiritual Tradition Test	27% Dogmatic, 38% Mystical, 55% Esoteric	Take it!
The (Simple) Prime Numbers Test	100%	Take it!
The How Philosophical Are You? Test	12 - Above Average	Take it!
The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test	16 - Vocabulary Vixen!	Take it!
The What Trojan Condom Are You Test	Lubricated	Take it!
The Great British Swear Word Test	90 % FANTASTIC	Take it!
The Hottest Guy on Earth Test	20 compassion, 32 attractiveness	Take it!
The How Big is your Dick Test	47 dick size	Take it!
The Beautiful Faces Test	Mischa Barton	Take it!
The Am I Gay? Test	54% - The Gay	Take it!
The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test	the Adventurer	Take it!
The reality based world Test	79 reality	Take it!
The Scientific Optimism Test	50 Optimism 62 Hope	Take it!
The Random World Fact Test	45 randomness	Take it!
The Commonly Confused Words Test	English Genius	Take it!

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The Dating Persona Test

The Poolboy (RGSD)

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The Death Test

Dead At 82

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The Politics Test

Democrat

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