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Llamapuff

24 F Taizhong, China

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 1
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am open-minded, passionate, and empathetic.
I am an INFJ, if that is meaningful to you.
Read my journal for more about me.

I'm in a relationship with a lovely woman so, while your potential interest is quite flattering, I'm only looking for friends on here. Thank you in advance for being respectful of this. If you'd like to be friends then please do send me a message!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working in Taichung, Taiwan as an ESL teacher and really enjoying it. If you are in Taichung and you speak English, I'd probablylove to get to know you and become friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
✔ Finding hours worth of entertainment in games that basically have no point...like The Sims...okay mostly The Sims. (Oh, and if you play TS3, message me your username and I'll add you as a friend.)

✔ Talking about sex and sexuality in both casual and intellectual conversation.

Mario Kart Wii

✔ Dealing with drama instead of just hating it.

✔ Making worksheets for my students.

Singing... I had a few semesters of classical voice training in college which was a really wonderful experience.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That's very easy... You know that classic movie/cartoon sketch where the woman is talking and the man can't hear her because he's practically hypnotized by her huge, pronounced cleavage and then she slaps him to knock it out of him? That’s me...That is my life.

Is it flattering?
It used to be, not so much anymore...

Is it annoying?
Yes, but if I'm honest, I kinda tune it out now.

Do I actually slap people?
Nope (But I should).

So...How big ARE they, exactly?
I'm not telling!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
►Books◀
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I have a handful of favorite magazines, stories, articles, and blogs even though. I guess I prefer to read in small spurts. Anyway, here's what I like, and remember liking in the past:

Harry Potter ▪ The Uglies series ▪ The Giver
Sexing the BodyFat!So?
Health at Every SizePostSecret
▪ Most morbid dystopian fiction novels
The RotundFAT!SO?
▪ Lots of random stuff about psychology, sexuality, gender, and a lot of Self improvement type books too.

►Movies (and TV)◀
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Would you believe I'm not a huge movie fan either? Every once and a while I'll see a memorable favorite though.

Harry PotterSecretaryBridesmaids
RentHouseIt's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
GleeScrubs30 Rock
Family GuyMonty Python
▪ Almost anythingDisney and/or ▪ Pixar

►Music◀
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Really, I'll listen to almost anything. Some country songs are good, some rap songs are good. I love it all... It depends on my mood. My Favorite song is Hallelujah, you know the one they played in Shrek but it was originally sung by Leonard Cohen? Oh, and I kinda have a lust for Broadway musicals.
Ingrid MichaelsonRegina SpektorBroadway
KeshaLady GagaBreanne Duren
Vanessa CarltonOwl CityLily Allen
Panic! at the DiscoEmilie Autumn

►Food◀
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Food is an amazing part of life. Some random favorites include Italian food, Mexican food, deli sandwiches, bagels, pizza, steak, rice, smoothies, iced lattes, and bubble tea!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Passion
Intamicy
Creative Expression
Pets
Quesadillas
The Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Psychology, sociology, philosophy, biology, morality and all that stuff...How amazing our bodies and minds are, why we do what we do, why we think and feel certain ways, and when and where and how.

Sex, sexuality, gender roles, and labels are also topics of interest. The media, societal pressures/influences, and fat discrimination are also key points that I enjoy thinking and talking about. I find myself wondering how and why people believe things from superstitions to religions. I like to analyze things and I find myself thinking and daydreaming alot.

Most of all I think about myself. Narcissistic, much? Maybe a little...but analyzing my own thoughts, emotions, beliefs, and reactions has proven to be one of the most worthwhile and rewarding habits I have ever formed. I'd recommend it to anyone, it's much better than biting your nails (says the girl with the horrid habit of biting her nails). ^.^
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually skipping school with my underage friends who are illegally driving a stolen convertible to the most awesome party ever. If I can decide where to sit in said convertible, that is.

But sometimes it's nice just to stay in on the weekend, relax, catch up on homework, read the new postsecret update, and so on...but I tend to fill my weekend schedule with junk anyway, lol. I like to go out to eat, or to Amelie's with friends at odd hours of the night. I also enjoy things like RenFest, Discovery Place, or anywhere else I can run around and feel like a little kid for a while...even if it means a 3am trip to wal-mart to buy random crap I don't need. :3
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My online persona seems much more forward than I actually am when I meet people. I'm quite shy, but open up quickly as I get to know and trust you more.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
any of the following are true about you:

- You think that I sound interesting
- You're still not sure if you should message me or not
- You're not afraid of the word "Fat"
- You've read my journal
- You want to turn me on to radical feminism
- You just want to turn me on
- You like fat girls
- You've got a secret or complement to share
- You identify as cisgender, transgender, or genderqueer
- You know what all of the above terms mean
- You're crazy, awkward, kinky, or unique
- You're purposefully not on a diet
- You think talking about sex is almost as fun as doing it
- You think office supplies are cool
- You don't smoke
- You can show me the world in a different light
- You found an obvious grammatical error in my profile
- You're not sure what an "activity partner" is
- You're in an open relationship and want to talk about it
- You want to talk about my profile, journal or questions
- You're pansexual or want to know more about it
- You've actually read all of this so far
- You want me to read your profile
- You want to message me!