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34 M Fort Myers, FL

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  • Ages 24–40
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:13pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Writer, traveler, film nut, fount of useless information.

I am physically incapable of passing through the keyboard section of an electronics store without stopping to play The Chop Waltz or Fur Elise. That's all that remains of my two years of piano lessons. I toy with the idea of starting up again but the thought of picking my way through Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star and When the Saints Go Marching In several dozen times each isn't really appealing. I'm sure that my neighbors appreciate my laziness.

I don't trust people that don't sing with the radio. The same thing applies to people that don't yell out answers while watching Jeopardy. And, no, it doesn't count if you don't phrase it as a question.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an IT technician at a university. I fix computers and answer questions. I enjoy my work but it stays at work. I cherish my free time more. I love having something to which I can look forward so I'm constantly planning trips.

I do my best to run a few times a week. It gives me time to decompress and collect my thoughts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories

I've been writing since middle school, typically middle grade and young adult fiction. I have two novels completed, so far. I'm hoping to start on the next book soon.


It relaxes me. I turn the radio on, roll the window down, and everything else just melts away.

Things that I'm NOT really good at:

Waiting for omelets or pancakes to fully cook before attempting to flip them

It's my own private hell.

Getting my oil changed promptly

I have no excuse for this. Hey, I said I was a good driver not a responsible car owner.

Things that I am 'eh okay' at:

Contact juggling

Okay, I'm not that good at it but I'm practicing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a human megaphone. I have a fairly deep voice and I can project it over long distances. It's a skill that I developed through years of theater work and struggling to be heard in a house full of (hyperactive) younger siblings.

On the positive side, if they ever need a replacement for the "Ready to Rumble" guy on short notice, I'm available.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ready Player One, American Gods, Watchmen, Neuromancer, The Stand, Frankenstein, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Harry Potter, ASoIaF, The Hitchhiker's Guide, 1984, among others. My first undergrad degree was in English lit so there are plenty of classics that I haven't listed.


I'll watch anything. Film Noir, Martial Arts (Ip Man, Black Dragon), Comic Book Flicks, Documentaries, Comedy (Amelie, Spaceballs, Empire Records), Action (Especially 80's action movies), Sci-Fi (Star Wars, 5th Element, Blade Runner), Fantasy (Willow, Labyrinth, LotR), I have more than a small obsession with Chaplin and Hitchcock.


MST3K, Daria, Firefly, Doctor Who, Face Off, Star Trek TNG, Buffy, The West Wing, No Reservations, Myth-Busters, The Office, Scrubs, Jeopardy.


Lots of 80's music. Especially 80's New Wave. The Cure, Tears For Fears, Depeche Mode, Daft Punk, Smashing Pumpkins, Wakey!Wakey!, Jukebox the Ghost, Avenged Sevenfold, classic rock. Plenty of jazz, classical, and opera. I adore barbershop quartets.

I'm always up for anything spicy. Thai, Indian, Mexican, Italian, and sushi are particular favorites. I love trying out new restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My phone

Since we're all very busy, my family primarily communicates through texting. Don't roll your eyes.

2) A down pillow

They're so comfortable. It's like sleeping on clouds.

3) A notebook and pencil

In case a sudden story idea hits me. I won't remember to write it down later.

4) A solid pair of sunglasses

I break them. A lot. It's sad.

5) My car

She's a wreck and I love her. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

6) Something I can look forward to

Recently went to Montreal for the first time. It was amazing and I can't wait to go back. Heading to NYC at some point in the near future.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I usually have a story idea or two tumbling around in the back of my head. I'm usually building or tearing down one of them at any given time.

Other than that, making plans, figuring out what I can do today to make my life easier tomorrow, trying to discover where I might be able to find a bag of pumpkin seeds at any given moment. Stuff like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My favorite Friday nights usually involve having beers with friends while we riff on bad movies and eat shamefully unhealthy takeout.

Depending on my mood, though, I could be catching a new release in the theater, enjoying a book at home, or out taking a late night drive around town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was in high school, a friend and I bluffed our way into the underground tunnels at The Magic Kingdom in order to bypass the crowd that had gathered for the parade. It felt like I was wandering through the bowels of the Pentagon surrounded by people in animal costumes. Now, when I imagine super secret government meetings, someone is always dressed up as Goofy. I'm not sure exactly what that means.
You should message me if
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You should message me if any of the following applies to you.

•You are fun, creative, curious, with a little bit of weird thrown in for good measure
•You love animals
•You want to go to the zoo or visit a museum or check out a film festival
•You love film or literature and want to discuss your favorites or, better yet, recommend something to me
•You want to challenge me to a board game
•You can kick my ass at putt-putt golf
•You will let me rant to you about plot structure and character development