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LobsterNewburg

29 Sunnyside, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.90m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Josh. I'm from Connecticut, went to college in Poughkeepsie, and taught in Japan. I've lived in NYC for just over 3 years.

I care about three things: sharing, enjoying, and creating. I create to share and enjoy. Sharing lets me enjoy something even more.

Puns, trivial information, over-engineering ways to make moderate improvements - these are my vices. I feed on them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in web-dev in Chelsea, working on education stuff, which I love! Some day, I may move toward working in a creative media industry like animation or gaming.

Meanwhile, I spend creative energy on writing and projects!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recognizing Simpsons quotes. I'm a total milhouse at actually coming up with any myself.

Giggling maniacally.

Cooking, over-explaining, backpack shopping, stress-free traveling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, polite, and my face goofs into a giant grin with little provocation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Stardust, Good Omens, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Small Gods, The Martian

Movies
Jurassic Park, Lucky Number Slevin, The Avengers, Princess Bride, Pacific Rim, Frozen, Inside Out, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Clueless

Shows
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Steven Universe, Spaced, West Wing, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation (literally the best), Always Sunny. Cartoons are amazing.

Music
So many 70s to 80s classics. Journey, Queen, Chicago, Michael Jackson...
Disney soundtracks, many musicals, and most of Pitch Perfect. Janelle Monae is exceptional. I really need some help here, I have no idea how to discover good music.

Food
Japanese — I lived in Japan for 2 years, so really I'm just a victim of circumstance.
Ham and cheese sandwich on rye with spicy mustard.
Steak.
Peanut Butter
Ginger molasses cookies, just... I need more of them, please.
Not pickles. Cucumbers in general, not a fan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A way to write down ideas and thoughts (pen and paper or a device)

Awkward retorts to the worst possible pun setups.

The surprise of opening a package after I've forgotten what I ordered

Self-evaluation

Time to relax

Goals!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I want to write, including potential settings and characters for stories.

An upcoming trip to Italy, in January!

I shaved my beard, but should I grow it back? Alternatively, depending on the week: I grew my beard, but should I shave it?

Is Al Gore sad?

When will I get a dog?

this
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering if Al Gore is sad.

On my way to a weekend destination, out to dinner with friends, or at home with a movie/show, or a game.

Spontaneity is fun! Also planning is fun!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Getting in shape, woo! Time to get that summer beach butt fall... leaves... butt? I'm coming for you, Tina Belcher. Lost 15 pounds so far!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for someone to join you on a walk just for the conversation.

Nothing is too silly to enjoy.

You believe the Amazing Spider-man movie was less credible because Peter Parker used Bing.

You buy Paul Newman's salad dressing because you like his movies.

You think Disney World rides like Carousel of Progress and Jungle Cruise are simply the best ever.