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LobsterNewburg

28 M Sunnyside, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.90m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm Josh. I'm from Connecticut, went to college in Poughkeepsie, and taught in Japan. I've lived in NYC for just over 2 years. I'm also a goof.

I care about three things: sharing, enjoying, and creating. I create to share and enjoy. Sharing lets me enjoy something even more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work on a web development team at a marketing agency in Chelsea. It's a lot of desk work, which I enjoy, though I am seeking something with more opportunities to create or lead projects. Ideally I want to be working in a creative media industry like animation, gaming, or something else.

While I work towards my career goals, I maintain a lot of personal projects, often with friends. I'm currently actively improving my code knowledge and making some sites for myself and friends.

I like writing!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being goofy.

Using precise language to get to the heart of matters.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, polite, and my face goofs into a giant grin with little provocation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books
Stardust, Good Omens, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Going Postal

Movies
Jurassic Park, Lucky Number Slevin, The Avengers, Princess Bride, Pacific Rim, Frozen, The Lego Movie, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Clueless

Shows
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Steven Universe, Spaced, Adventure Time, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation (literally the best), Always Sunny Cartoons are amazing.

Music
So many 70s to 80s classics. Journey, Queen, Chicago, Jacko...
Disney soundtracks, many musicals, and most of Pitch Perfect.
I also like contemporary music. Avicii's been good. Awolnation is fun! Janelle Monae is exceptional.

Food
Not pickles. Cucumbers in general, not a fan.
Japanese — I lived in Japan for 2 years, so really I'm just a victim of circumstance.
Ham and cheese sandwich on rye with spicy mustard.
Steak.
Ginger molasses cookies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Whimsical, corny, or antiquatedly humorous things (like Disney World rides and bad puns)

A way to write down ideas and thoughts (pen and paper or a device)

Dry wit

The surprise of opening a package after I've forgotten what I ordered

Self-evaluation

Time to relax
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I want to write, including potential settings and characters for stories.

How did M. Night Shyamalan ever manage to make a decent movie?

Is Al Gore sad?

When will I get a dog?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering if Al Gore is sad.

Enjoying entertainment events exposed and explored earlier than evening. Or perhaps, periodically partaking in planned performance perusal or pandemonium. Relaxing at home is also fun, but my alliteration aptitude asploded.

Spontaneity is fun! Also planning is fun!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is super embarassing, but I failed the Bing vs Google thing. I went back and did it again, and cheated by checking Google. I'm a monster! (I have not used bing since).

Also, I work for terrible people.
You should message me if
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You're looking for someone to join you on a walk just for the conversation.

Nothing is too silly to enjoy.

You believe the Amazing Spider-man movie was less credible because Peter Parker used Bing.

You buy Paul Newman's salad dressing because you like his movies.

You think Disney World rides like Carousel of Progress and Jungle Cruise are simply the best ever.