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LockMessMonster

36 M West Babylon, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
You're not good enough for me. Let that be your motivation to prove otherwise.

Now that I've cleared the air, You'd think someone as handsome, charming, and charismatic as me should have no trouble finding a date. Well oddly enough, I'm on this site simply due to a busy work schedule and the fact that I'm getting really tired of the bar and club scene/hook-up of the week (when that actually happens). As for me, I'm a professional male that spends his days working in a warehouse and his free time DJing nightclubs, painting, recording/producing music, taking pictures, and occasionally working as an actor. Get to know me, I'm interesting and stuff. If I had to use keywords to describe me (and I'm surprised the site doesn't have this as a feature any longer), I'd list creative, extroverted, and passionate.
What I’m doing with my life
Not taking this site too seriously any more, hence why I'm creating a new profile.
I’m really good at
Procrastinating apparently, I'll fill this out when I get a chance.
The first things people usually notice about me
The Hair. Yes, I have dreadlocks past my waist. This does not however mean that I am a Phish lovin', weed smokin' hippie. Quite the opposite in fact.
The Outfit
The Eyes
The tattoos, if they're in fact visible on that day.
And lately, how thin I am. I tend to spend more calories than I consume, and I have a very high metabolism, which just gives me a very gaunt, rakish appearance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books and Authors:
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?
Neil Gaiman
Shatnerquake
The Walking Dead
World War Z
Alan Moore
Transmetropolitan
The Sandman
Philip K. Dick
I Drink For a Reason
Deadpool
Zombie Spaceship Wasteland
H.P. Lovecraft
Sherlock Holmes
X-Men Comics (Classic run)
Breakfast of Champions

Movies:
John Carpenter's The Thing
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Return of The Living Dead
Idiocracy
The Warriors
Ravenous
American Psycho
John Dies at the End
Alien
Man On The Moon
The Fog (1980)
Gangs of New York
Hellraiser
Heavy Metal
Street Trash
Most Hitchcock films

TV Shows:
Archer
Black Books (I'm actually worried about turning into the titular character someday, lol)
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
American Dad
Breaking Bad
Mad Men
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Comedy Bang Bang
The Walking Dead
Louie
Bullet in the Face
Doctor Who
Bottom
The Young Ones
Lexx
The IT Crowd
Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Wilfred
Mr. Show with Bob and David
Red Dwarf
Bored to Death
Two and a Half Men
Curb Your Enthusiasm

I recently got a Netflix account, so I'll be checking out a lot of stuff I haven't gotten a chance to in the past.

Music:
Industrial
Old School Punk
Metal
Grindcore
Experimental

Bands:
Nausea, The Exploited, Terrorfakt, Pink Floyd, Caustic, The Misfits, Sepultura, Fear Factory, Hank III, Tool, The Germs, Pneumatic Detach, Dethklok, Still Life Decay, Warsaw/Joy Division, Manufactura, MDC, Miles Davis, Elvis Costello, Bad Brains, Sunn 0))), The Damned, White Zombie, Minor Threat, Crass, Motörhead, Tom Waits, Social Distortion, Subhumans, Napalm Death, Public Enemy, Nick Lowe, Ministry, Faith No More, Aüs-Rotten, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Depeche Mode, Fugazi, Black Sabbath, Echoes and Shadows, Extreme Noise Terror, Afrika Bambaataa, PIL, Type O Negative, Carcass, The KLF, Sun Ra, Godflesh, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Reagan Youth, Mr. Bungle, Frank Zappa, Kyuss, Cop Shoot Cop, Fear, Black Flag, Bad Religion, Can, The Undead, Fields of the Nephilim, GWAR, Bile, Killing Joke, Michale Graves, The Dead Boys, Throbbing Gristle, Scorn, Neurosis.

There's a lot more than this that I listen to, it varies based on my state of mind.

Food:
Vegetarian
Indian
Thai
Japanese
Jamaican
I've been a vegetarian close to 2 decades now, and it's not for moral or political, but for health reasons, so take that for what it is. If anything, I've gained the ability to get really creative in the kitchen when it comes to making vegetarian/vegan meals.
And my guiltiest pleasure is Boo Berry cereal, even though I was only able to get one box this year, as opposed to my usual six.

Podcasts:

The Smartest Man in the World, The Pod F. Tompkast, Comedy Bang Bang, WTF with Marc Maron.

Artists: H.R. Giger, Vincent Van Gogh, Paul Booth, Brandon Bird, Christopher Conte, Jean-Michel Basquiat, Eli Livingston.

Comedians: George Carlin, Paul Mooney, Greg Proops, Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, David Cross, Richard Pryor, Lewis Black, Paul F. Tompkins, Jim Jeffries, Dylan Moran, Ade Edmondson, Rik Mayall, Bill Bailey.
The six things I could never do without
Food
Water
Oxygen
Sleep
Human Contact
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I'm on this site to begin with. My social skills are far from dull. And of course, what I should do with all this scrap metal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find something to do socially. Or doing laundry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think I belong here, let alone fit in. I also have a weakness for redheads (hint). I've never ridden in a limousine. On February 15th, I go and buy all the novelty boxer shorts I can find for 50% off. And I leave feedback on eBay purchases, but not Amazon ones.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
The words "Sports" and "Yankees" don't appear anywhere in your profile. You're open-minded, expressive, and/or creative. You're familiar with any of the artists, films, or books I've listed in my favorites. You can see past my rough exterior to the honest, charming, quick witted gentleman that lies beneath. You have no problem with going out for drinks and dinner and dancing one night, then staying in, ordering take-away (or better, maybe I'll cook), and watching movies another. You're not looking for a guy that's never going to call or make excuses as to why he can't see you. Or if you need a distraction from fake people. And most importantly, IF I MESSAGE YOU FIRST. Even if you're not interested, just let me know instead of making me wait around for a reply.

And not being a materialistic bitch helps too last I checked.