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LoewLife

26 M Everett, WA

My Details

Last Online
May 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a bitter sarcastic bastard on the outside but a decent and reliable guy on the inside. Kind of like Clint Eastwood in "Gran Torino" but without the racism.

I recently became a refugee to the Seattle area after living in the barren wasteland of rural Iowa for twenty-something years. I'm a video game enthusiast and a bit of an introvert.

I find humor in the morbid and the absurd. I tend to be perceived as sarcastic and negative because I find it hilarious to observe how awful the world can be. Ever read Charles Bukowski? It's kind of like that.

Other interests include biology, astronomy (science in general, really), politics, philosophy, Star Wars, the atheism+ movement, and quality booze.

I come across as a pessimist sometimes, but my intent is to always be a realist. Empirical reality is important to me, wishful thinking is not.
What I’m doing with my life
Fuck all, for the time being.

I plan to get a bachelor's degree in biology after my contract's up with the damned military. Professionally, I plan to become a mortician; pretty good money if you've got the stomach for it.

I've also been snowboarding pretty much every weekend and am pretty bummed that the season is almost over.
I’m really good at
Remembering random trivia that I learned years ago.

Making fun of terrible movies.

Video games, waxing philosophical, blasphemy, spotting douchebags, ruining moments.

Making people laugh at inappropriate times, for inappropriate reasons.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a bit taller than average and I have a big nose. My eyes are overly emotive.

I often look angry when I'm not. This can be alternately inconvenient or humorous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, Post Office, I am America (And so can you), God is not Great, The Conscience of a Liberal, The End of Faith, Napalm and Silly Putty, Brain Droppings, Lord of the Rings, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?,...

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Blade Runner, V for Vendetta, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, God Bless America, Wizard People Dear Reader, A Clockwork Orange, Die Hard, The Other Guys, Watchmen, Indiana Jones, Equilibrium, James Bond flicks, Highlander, Jurassic Park, Pulp Fiction, Yellowbeard, etc.

TV: Cosmos, Arrested Development, The Venture Brothers, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart/The Colbert Report, Game of Thrones, Dexter, House, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Squidbillies, Beavis and Butt-head, The Newsroom, The Rachel Maddow Show, etc.

Music: (mostly metal and classic rock) Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Darkest Hour, Job for a Cowboy, Slayer, Cradle of Filth, Unearth, God Forbid, Deicide, Alice Cooper, Amon Amarth, At the Gates, Black Sabbath, George Thorogood, Motorhead, Tom Petty, Whitechapel, In Flames...

Video Games: Dark Souls, Gears of War, Diablo II, Final Fantasy (7,8,10), Rock Band, Mass Effect, The Elder Scrolls, Goldeneye/Perfect Dark, Dishonored, Halo, Grand Theft Auto...
The six things I could never do without
The scientific method
The internet
Vidya games
Mobility
Belgian ale
[Thing six]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Science, evolution, and how every living thing on this planet is related. I think a lot about the sheer beauty of humanity's collective scientific knowledge and wonder why so many people willfully reject it.

All of the nice things out there and the myriad reasons I can't have them.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't really know what's typical about a Friday night since I usually go out of my way to do something atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I suck at small talk. I have an almost debilitating lack of interest in sports or whatever it is normal people care about.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You're interested

-You can occasionally engage in a long conversation about a favorite sci-fi/fantasy movie/show/game.