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  • Ages 38–45
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My details

Last online
Jun 18
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm a lifelong nerd and geek, and now I get to be one professionally as a librarian. My hobbies include cannibalism, smoking crack and worshiping the devil.

No, wait...take two: My interests include puzzles & games, comic books, and trivia. I also like movies, travel and good cheese.

My former life includes time spent as a teacher, a student career as a theater major, professional careers as writer, editor, and pizza dude. The current score is one marriage, one divorce, no children, no hits, two errors-touchdown! I enjoy science fiction and science fact, animation and mixing metaphors.
What I’m doing with my life
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Time for a much needed update! I've been in Gainesville for a few years now. I'm a research librarian, aspiring mad scientist, and I love my current job.
I’m really good at
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Over-thinking things.

And I make a great baked mac n cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look like a displaced mountain man, which, to some extent, I am. (And the beard stays.)

I should say that I have one hand, but it's amazing how few people actually notice that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is tricky for me, because I believe that if you are asking for favorites, then I am under an obligation to apply strict criteria in order to truly establish one, or possibly two, items as exemplary standouts in the field of whichever category I happen to be addressing at the time. I cannot fathom when people are asked for a favorite and they respond with lists of fifty or more. What kind of standard is that? You cannot truly be saying that all of those items are of equal merit or personal value. While making a choice can be difficult, the point of using discrimination in examining one's personal tastes is an exercise ... sorry, I did it again.

Of Mice and Men
Princess Bride
The Twilight Zone (original series)
The Alan Parsons Project
Prime rib

Alternatively, more recent stuff I've fallen in love with ...

Ready Player One
Mad Max: Fury Road
Great Big Sea
Creme Brulee
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, my car, my cat ... That's about it. I've done without an awful lot in my life and discovered that it's mostly survivable, like it or not.

And Gummi Bears.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Alternate counting systems. Who invented magic. Wood-turning. Solving Rubik's cube and related puzzles. What I'm like on alternate Earths.

You know, the usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home by myself. Well, with my cat, Dex. That's why I'm here. I've been told I need to go out and meet people, but that's never been very easy for me. So ... here I am. I used to do trivia with a team, but I may be giving that up. I'm getting tired of the drunks and the noise. I believe that means I'm getting old. How old? The doctor has to stick his finger in my bum once a year now.

And I hate those damn, punk teenagers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to be 100 pounds heavier.
You should message me if
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This made you laugh. Or curious. Or inexplicably fascinated.