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25 Costa Mesa, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:44pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I am a hermitnerdjerk.

I dropped out of college and have no immediate plans that will take me back there. I work at a software company but I don't know programming. I am stupid. I am smart. I keep an okc account because I revel in my fickle identity. It certainly isn't because this is working out for me. No one is satisfied with their profiles written by past selves. I am a romantic but I'm not happy about it. I love talking to internet people. You are an internet person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at making jokes, almost as good as I am at making bad jokes. I guess this is the the the the where I point out that I love to laugh at my own jokes. I like to pretend I'm good at reading between the lines (through both text and speech) and stealing cable but those are up for debate. Objectively, I am good at video games. But actually I don't even know about that since they are designed to make you think you are good. Those tricky bastards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My quietness, my voice, and my smile in that order. Other than that they might notice I'm super hot, foreal, not a joke. >.> I'm also pretty modest if you couldn't tell. 8D

But seriously, probably my accent. "Where're you from?" Is the right up there on the list of most common first contact sentences with "Hi" and "Whatschermajor?"

If you meet me on the internet you will notice I like to pretend I'm a clever and pretentious comedian.
Note to self: You used two text smilies in that, put a disclaimer at the end saying that you are deeply disappointed with yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: a lot. One of the latest books I read was Rudyard Kipling's Tales of Horror and Fantasy and I liked it but thats all I'm going to say here.

That last sentence as well as most of this profile is horribly outdated. A recent book I've read is My Name is Red by Orhan Pamuk. After reading that I went to look for other turkish novels and decided I wanted to read something by Oğuz Atay because he's a famous turkish writer. Turns out none of his books have been translated and the fact that they are resilient to translation makes them much more interesting to me. Please contact your local turkish to english literary translator about this immediately.

My favorite arnold schwazzynegro movie
is Total Recall and I think every movie would be better if it had
more Aliens in it (the kind with acid for blood). I liked Dark City and Dollhouse for different reasons but also for the same reasons. I like books and movies that have twists, that are unpredictable, that have consistent characters, that are funny, and that have a good villian. I don't like movies that just play on emotions, that are overly cute or overly violent, or that have titles more than six words long. I don't usually finish more than one book by any specific author. I think most of them only have one good book in them, or are trying to push the same ideas, and I get bored. I don't like to list off favorite authors for this reason. Some people can't put down a book without knowing how it ends. I have the same weakness, except I trust my intuition a little more than I should. I don't really like this section because I don't know enough about all of these things. I don't read all the books I think are interesting. I don't watch all the movies I know are probably good. I don't spend any time finding
music I like. I don't really like food, period. I don't feel
comfortable listing favorites when I haven't come close to testing out all the possibilities. I certainly don't define myself by my tastes in any of these.
REJOICE for I have decided on the ultimate content for this section. Kinda like how people put favorite TV shows in here because they are too creative to be restricted by silly titles, I am putting in a list of flash games that describe me as a person. (if you are a classy person just play this one)

HERES A NEW ONE KIDS (very biographical):
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Atmosphere, blood, gatorade, pancakes, computer, commas.

But I hate that list: I strive to be able to live without anything,
"beholden to nothing and nobody."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Games, rules, systems, strategies, cheating, winning, losing,
gloating, smack talking. I'm quickly becoming the world's leading
expert in games you can play on an island with nothing but a
coconut and some competitive castaways. Have you ever tried to play ghost in binary? It's loads of fun. Think about that Nancy Drew.
Testosterone only paves two roads, I guess. Sometimes late at night I think about what would happen if pinnochio ever said "my nose will grow now."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Losing at HoN, with a friend telling me I spend too much time playing HoN to not be winning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The more frustrated and angry you come off in your profile the more attractive you are to me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Okc is a shithole, yes. I am a piece of shit and you are a piece of shit so this is what we deserve. We're 7s on the bristol scale, no solid foundations of personality or attractiveness. God this is dumb. Why are we so dumb?

I don't think you need me to tell you explicitly why you should or shouldn't message me.

you can explain why my okc name is used here

(don't act like you dont google yourself also!)