A few side notes:
Have a good sense of humor (I know everyone says that but just be freaking funny)
I know my dog can be smelly and possessive but you have to at least pretend to like him.
Can you fix things?
I'm going to have a really hard time understanding if you don't know how to swim.
50 bonus points if you have a truck/boat/beard
I think I'm really good at driving please don't point out anything to the contrary.