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LogicallyAbsurd

23 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like to wear this shirt that has a picture of Sonic The Hedgehog with a caption of "Speed Freak" written in black letters on a powdery white background. The irony is profound--even if it's not so in the first-order.
What I’m doing with my life
Searching for the highest bidder according to the qualifications I claim to have on my résumé.

Writing a book in my spare time. I wouldn't recommend it.
I’m really good at
Self-sabotage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mostly non-fiction philosophy. Wittgenstein, Derrida, Davidson, Schopenhauer to name a few authors.

Movies: Whatever catches my interest on NetFlix. I don't get too attached to particular movies; I don't keep track of what my favorites are.

Shows: Same explanation as above except add Hulu as a service I use to watch them.

Music: Whatever happens to release dopamine for me at the moment. I'm fully aware that what I listen to is garbage.

Food: Anything high in some combination of fat, sugar, or salt. This is back when I ate food, a human necessity that I've mostly discarded now.
The six things I could never do without
I'm not going to restrict myself to six. And, really, I'm sure I could do without any combination of things, even if life wouldn't be as enjoyable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This oscillates. There's something fundamental here, I'm sure, but it's not concrete enough to enumerate here.
On a typical Friday night I am
This fluctuates. I don't care for consistency in this area.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think in such jejune dichotomies to know the answer to this. Ask me whatever you want.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You realize that reasons to talk to someone can't be condensed into a few characters on a website.

What you read on here didn't cause a profound hatred to stir within you. (Actually, all things considered, this isn't a huge issue).

If you're going to take things written here seriously, I'd prefer they were taken absurdly seriously.