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24 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 4
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English, Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like to wear this shirt that has a picture of Sonic The Hedgehog with a caption of "Speed Freak" written in black letters on a powdery white background. The irony is profound--even if it's not so in the first-order.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching for the highest bidder according to the qualifications I claim to have on my résumé.

Writing a book in my spare time. I wouldn't recommend it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mostly non-fiction philosophy. Wittgenstein, Derrida, Davidson, Schopenhauer to name a few authors.

Movies: Whatever catches my interest on NetFlix. I don't get too attached to particular movies; I don't keep track of what my favorites are.

Shows: Same explanation as above except add Hulu as a service I use to watch them.

Music: Whatever happens to release dopamine for me at the moment. I'm fully aware that what I listen to is garbage.

Food: Anything high in some combination of fat, sugar, or salt. This is back when I ate food, a human necessity that I've mostly discarded now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not going to restrict myself to six. And, really, I'm sure I could do without any combination of things, even if life wouldn't be as enjoyable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This oscillates. There's something fundamental here, I'm sure, but it's not concrete enough to enumerate here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This fluctuates. I don't care for consistency in this area.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think in such jejune dichotomies to know the answer to this. Ask me whatever you want.
You should message me if
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You realize that reasons to talk to someone can't be condensed into a few characters on a website.

What you read on here didn't cause a profound hatred to stir within you. (Actually, all things considered, this isn't a huge issue).

If you're going to take things written here seriously, I'd prefer they were taken absurdly seriously.