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My self-summary
I'm less Netflix and Chill, more Comcast and Commit. I'm also a huge dork/nerd.

I don’t mind poking fun at myself, joking around, or take myself to seriously. I’m the first one to go along with an embarrassing dare (as long as it’s not illegal) if other people are willing to follow along. “Go as the powerpuff girls for Halloween? Sure, I call bubbles!”
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated May 2013 with my degree in Management Science (logistics, spreadsheets, process optimization)

and I now work for a consulting firm doing Data Analysis and ETL.

Which means my time is spent roughly 30% writing code to automate data gathering, 20% manipulating numbers to tell a story, and 50% cursing under my breath when my code throws exceptions.

I have the weekends off, so I could be at enchanted rock, lanning with friends, working on a project, tubing, at a convention, or doing absolutely nothing.
I’m really good at
Being a Snapple Bottle of useless information.
neck massages
Watching youtube tutorial videos and successfully mimicking them.

and, according to my co-workers, I make amazing Gluten free chocolate chip cookies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ender's game (and all its sequels)
Dune (up to the 4th or 5th books?)
Worthing Saga
Slave of my Thirst
Lord of the Damned

I prefer tv series over movies, they tend to last longer and the characters become more developed. 4400, Firefly, Dr. Who, Doll House, HIMYM(what a tragedy of an ending), and that's just a very teeny tiny list.

Music-a lot of edm. I've seen the following people live Excision,Datsik, Hyper Crush, Kaskade, Morgan Page (amazing show), Benny Benassi, Zomboid and a whole slew of other local shows.

Although that was mainly because I owned a side business selling LED and Glow items at raves while in college.

I'd say my favorite type of music is Rap with intelligent lyrics. Things like Epic Rap Battles of History, knowing history makes me appreciate a lot of them. My favorite would have to be Gandhi Vs MLK

Food- I love Thai Food
The six things I could never do without
A heavy comforter to sleep with. Even if it is 120 degrees outside.
The Antidote
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I should turn down. I think I've got it figured out now.
.... are used for kerning purposes
Option Explicit

Sub turndownforwhat()

Dim turndownstatus As String
Dim Situation As String
Dim level As Integer
Dim today As Integer
Dim Alive As Boolean

Alive = True
level = 6

While Alive = True
..today = Weekday(Date)

..If Situation <> "Police" Then

....If (today = 2 Or today = 6 Or today = 7) And level <= 10 ....Then
........turndownstatus = "Turn Up"
........level = level + 1
....End If

........turndownstatus = "Turn Down"
........level = level - 3
..End If

..If Situation = "Spinal Tap" Then
....level = 11
..End If


End Sub
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not out with friends, then I am probably at home snuggled up watching a tv series/playing a game, or neck deep in a new project.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own both a forever lazy and a batman snuggie. There is picture evidence of this on the internet.

Oh, I will also sing with all my heart any time a Dr. Horrible's sing along blog song comes on.
You should message me if
You like intellectual conversations about trivial matters
You think "Dork" is a term of endearment
You like to curl up on the couch and watch netflix.
You want to tell me what your crafts are.
You know an interesting Ted Talk you want to share.
You want the recipe for a delicious gluten free chocolate chip cookies.
You see a grammatical mistake in my profile and want to correct it. Seriously, I'm a math person not an language person, I'll take all the help I can get.