Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a huge nerd/dork. It’s pretty apparent in everything I do. For
instance, every morning M-F I use an app called “Zombies, run!” to
motivate myself during cardio at the gym.
I believe that we’re never done learning, and I force myself into
opportunities to grow as an individual when-ever I can. For
instance, I decided I needed to learn to be able to make more with
my hands and so over the summer I’ve learned basic carpentry. I've
started building a 10x12 workshop in my backyard. Which I hope to
use learn many other skills like programming arduinos, circuitry,
sewing, basic metal work, and other similar crafts. My end goal is
be skilled in multiple crafts like Adam Savage from Mythbusters. I
would say Jaime Hyneman , but I have no illusions about my
capability to grown a majestic walrus-Stache.
I like to see myself as a structured individual, I keep to a
schedule, show up to things on time, try to plan ahead, and even
have a rough five year plan for my life.
At the same time, I’m still a dork. I don’t mind poking fun at
myself, joking around, or take myself to seriously. I’m the first
one to go along with an embarrassing dare (as long as it’s not
illegal) if other people are willing to follow along. “Go as the
powerpuff girls for Halloween? Sure, I call bubbles!”
If I ever have children, it will be my sole objective to embarrass
them at any and all opportunities.
“Oh hey girls, what are you and your friends up to? Is that the new
holographic hair displayer?! Let me try, I call this one the
Skrillex, after the musician.”
“DADDDD Nobody knows who that is, go away you’re embarrassing
I’m an optimist and try to look towards a brighter future, such as
one in which my children don’t know who Skrillex is.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated May 2013 with my degree in Management Science
(logistics, spreadsheets, process optimization)
and I now work for a consulting firm doing Data Analysis and
Which means my time is spent roughly 30% writing code to automate
data gathering, 20% manipulating numbers to tell a story, and 50%
cursing under my breath when my code throws exceptions.
I have the weekends off, so I could be at enchanted rock, lanning
with friends, working on a project, tubing, at a convention, or
doing absolutely nothing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a Snapple Bottle of useless information.
Watching youtube tutorial videos and successfully mimicking
and, according to my co-workers, I make amazing Gluten free
chocolate chip cookies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ender's game (and all its sequels)
Dune (up to the 4th or 5th books?)
Slave of my Thirst
Lord of the Damned
I prefer tv series over movies, they tend to last longer and the
characters become more developed. 4400, Firefly, Dr. Who, Doll
House, HIMYM(what a tragedy of an ending), and that's just a very
teeny tiny list.
Music-a lot of edm. In the last two year I've seen the following
people live Excision,Datsik, Hyper Crush, Kaskade, Morgan Page
(amazing show), Benny Benassi, and a whole slew of other local
Although that was mainly because I owned a side business selling
LED and Glow items at raves while in college.
Food- I love Thai Food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A heavy comforter to sleep with. Even if it is 120 degrees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I should turn down. I think I've got it figured out now.
.... are used for kerning purposes
Dim turndownstatus As String
Dim Situation As String
Dim level As Integer
Dim today As Integer
Dim Alive As Boolean
Alive = True
level = 6
While Alive = True
..today = Weekday(Date)
..If Situation <> "Police" Then
....If (today = 2 Or today = 6 Or today = 7) And level <= 10
........turndownstatus = "Turn Up"
........level = level + 1
........turndownstatus = "Turn Down"
........level = level - 3
..If Situation = "Spinal Tap" Then
....level = 11
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not out with friends, then I am probably at home snuggled up
watching a tv series/playing a game, or neck deep in a new project.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own both a forever lazy and a batman snuggie. There is picture
evidence of this on the internet.
Oh, I will also sing with all my heart any time a Dr. Horrible's
sing along blog song comes on.
My Steam account has 710 games on it. I don't even play that much,
I'm just a digital hoarder.
You should message me if
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You like intellectual conversations about trivial matters
You think "Dork" is a term of endearment
You like to curl up on the couch and watch netflix.
You want to tell me what your crafts are.
You know an interesting Ted Talk you want to share.
You want the recipe for a delicious gluten free chocolate chip
You see a grammatical mistake in my profile and want to correct it.
Seriously, I'm a math person not an language person, I'll take all
the help I can get.
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