I am half-Asian, half-white, and a military brat. I have lived in many states, gone to many schools, conquered many worlds, broken the space-time continuum, blah blah, am the world's most interesting man, and only recently learned how to be a decent human being.

All of the above is true except for that last claim, obviously. I do not doubt that I will offend someone somewhere somehow somewhen.

I have 2 different jobs in retail right now where I'm just waiting for either place to slingshot me into management. I take classes on-line in addition.

Now, what I really do for my spare time is play Dota 2 and LoL. I might play Magic the Gathering over Cockatrice as well.

I choose to do very little else. I do other stuff grudgingly when other people make me.

being an insensitive smartass. Okay, maybe it's better if I try a more subtle approach. I will not stop playing competitive games and the awful truth is that I rarely stay in touch with friends or just people in general who don't play the same games as me.

Maybe that I have ridiculous hair and I'm thin (nearly 6 ft & 138 lbs)? I can't tell you how many times I have CLEVER people ask me, "Did you have the wind blowing real hard at the back of your head all morning?" Or, "Do you drive with your head out the window looking straight back?"
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Clearly...
I could never hoodwink the truth.

Favorite Books: I love fantasy novels, some of my favorites by author are Terry Brooks, Terry Goodkind, J. R. R. Tolkien, and George R. R. Martin. Generally anything that isn't as everyday and boring as the modern world.

Favorite Movies: I like pretty much anything. Horror, martial arts, high fantasy, violent action, romantic comedy (yes, I know I am a guy), whatever. It's all good.

Favorite Shows: I don't keep up with too many of these. The Walking Dead for one and a bunch of older Japanese anime (I no longer really keep up with that, either). Code Geass, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, and Death Note are worth mentioning, however. Probably more that I can't think of at the moment.

Favorite Music: I love listening to rock and metal. For the metal, a bit of hardcore, some melodic death metal, lots of symphonic metal, and mostly bands that no one I know has heard of. Top 3 favorite bands (and these should sound more familiar) are Within Tempation, Breaking Benjamin, and Nightwish. ** Note: I have recently discovered that I have incredible difficulty listening to music that I don't like >.< Shocking, I know. Moving on.

Favorite Food: I like to eat almost everything (or, if you prefer, I eat Strictly Anything like in my profile, lol). I might be the world's least pickiest eater, lol! Try me, if you can find something that I won't eat then... you know, I don't really have an award to give but I'll have learned something, lol.

Internet, Computer, Friends, Family... and insert two more whatevers.

solving a puzzle. That's it. That might be why I like to play strategy games. If it has a metagame, then I'm probably interested. Kudos to you if you know what a metagame is.

Working. Lame, right? After that, I'm probably at home, on a headset, playing a game... big surprise. If that sounds lamer than working, clearly, I am not your type.

I cut my own hair? I dyed my own hair? I styled my own hair? I learned how to do it by watching youtube videos? I own a hair straightener?

... I am straight, btw, with no desires of becoming a hair stylist. (Awful stereotypes out of the way) My primary motivation for learning was to save a buck or two, haha. It's basically free for me to cut and do stuff to my own hair.

I also think it's a little cool (one could almost say a little leet, maybe *very cheesy, I know*) that I have 1337 questions answered in OKC.

you play Dota 2, League of Legends, Magic the Gathering, Dungeons & Dragons (there, I said it), or Russian roulette. I am quite certain that to some of you reading my profile that the lattermost game would be far preferable to one or more of the games listed prior (lookin' at you D&D), lol.

Disclaimer: I don't actually play Russian roulette. Duh.

The only other acceptable alternative is if you read all the way down to here and found my profile to be hilarious. Or if you know the song where these lyrics come from:

"We'll drown our sorrow to this endless sea
Together we'll unchain the rain
Escape the light into our sanctuary
There in my arms you'll be free"