I am in an open relationship, and by relationship, I mean I'm happily married (you all need to know that up front) and am not looking for "The One" more like the one for fun (was that too cheesy?)
You must be able to tolerate Jackasses, smart asses, jokers and glib, roguish bastards... I'm none of those, but you should be able to tolerate them.
Self-deprecation is the sincerest form of flattery, and I am very flattered.
My primary defense mechanisms are humor and logic, and what has been termed "Weird, goofy, sarcasm mixed with cold biting truth." I don't know what that means but, as improbable as this sounds, I get that a lot.
If you're familiar with Norse mythology than I'm Loki, or any other trickster you prefer.
I feel things very deeply (despite my cold exterior) and am very passionate about the things that I believe in, but not so passionate as to make me inconsiderate of others.
People say I'm the most "... spiritual atheist." they've ever met. I 1) didn't know there were a lot of spiritual atheists creeping around 2) what does that mean? "Spiritual" is such a weasel-word. and 3) Nice is good, lets just stick with nice.
I manage a band, am a chef, paint, draw, write and am a horrible poet -think Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, meets Joseph Campbell.
I am hideous, maladaptive, and a troll.