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28 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:17pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
-Introvert learning how to socialize better.
-Skeptical but open-minded.
-Amateur Comedian with no chance of success.
-Board game designer with big dreams.
What I’m doing with my life
I could bore you with all my crazy hopes and dreams, so I will: I do stand up comedy just for kicks; I create board games in the hopes of turning it into a career; I sing karaoke; and I pay my bills through the art of hoagie construction. I have a useless college degree, and the wonderful debt that goes with it.
I’m really good at
Making up games. Seriously, give me a spool of dental floss a pitbull, and some kerosene and I'll come up with a way for us to have hours of entertainment. The pitbull will not be harmed, just to be clear.

I'm also pretty good at math and useless trivia.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors/Books: Robert Anton Wilson, Hunter S Thompson, Douglas Adams, Orson Scott Card, Kurt Vonnegut, Isaac Asimov, HP Lovecraft, Brandon Sanderson, and Franz Kafka; The Wheel of Time series, His Dark Materials trilogy, Principia Discordia, A Prayer for Owen Meany, House of Leaves, and several graphic novels.

Directors/Movies: David Lynch, Judd Apatow, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Hiyao Miyazaki, Joss Whedon, Richard Ayaode, and Wes Anderson; Tommy Boy, Phil the Alien, Six-string Samurai, Role Models, Zombieland, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Equilibrium, Dark City, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog, The Man from Earth, Synechdoche NY, Kick-Ass, and Seven Pounds.

TV: Arrested Development, Lost, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Weeds, Breaking Bad, Cowboy Bebop, Firefly, Flight of the Conchords, Modern Family, The IT Crowd, Louie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(original series and current), Death Note, Darker Than Black, Speed Grapher, Bleach, Dragonball Z, and Titus.

Music: Blind Melon, System of a Down, Serj Tankian, Weezer, Cake, The Mountain Goats, Flobots, Pearl Jam, Flight of the Conchords, Stephen Lynch, Tenacious D, and The Lonely Island.

Food: My favorite is almost any pasta dish with tomato sauce. However, I'm a terrible cook, so anything homemade is delicious to me. It's easier to name the things I don't like, including mushrooms, olives, peppers, pineapple, liver, cole slaw, and sauer kraut.
The six things I could never do without
Truth, lies, white lies, black lies, True Lies on DVD, and my epidermis.

Seriously though, I'm a minimalist. I could lose everything and I'd be fine. As long as I still have my ideas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, philosophy, art, math, science, the future, new stand up routines, my games, and what I will sing at karaoke on Tuesday.

Also jokes that are only funny because they are so bad. And jokes that are only funny to me. And un-jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home drinking and playing a game with my roommate. I go out enough during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a comedian. Nothing is private for me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're good company. You enjoy board games, comedy, and/or karaoke. You're pro-cannabis. All of these are acceptable reasons.

Also, feel free to just say hi. I'm a bit of an introvert when it comes to new people. I'm terrible at starting conversations, but excellent at making them meaningful.