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32 M Lansing, MI

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
English, Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hmmm. A little bit of everything, a whole lot of nothing?
I believe in dust and finding what's over the next hill. In saddle bags and riding off into the sunset. In the tranquility of becoming part of the scenery and the world around me.
What I’m doing with my life
Mark Twain had some great advice on life.
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did so. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Basically live, laugh, love, explore, and being comfortable/proud of who I am and what I've done.
I’m really good at
being awesome. Getting calls when friends have an entertaining idea and don't think others would help. I guess that makes me an accomplice but I prefer partner in crime.
The first things people usually notice about me
last time I read somebody's mind...
I'm not sure, I've never asked someone what the first thing they noticed was. I guess I've heard "rough around the edges" or some variation a few times. After conversations I've also been asked who am I and where did I come from, I guess first impressions are never quite accurate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Gods by Neil Gaimen; Good Omens; Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Ishmael, Chuck Pahlniuk
Movies: Snatch; The Expendables, pretty much anything by Kevin Smith; comic book movies
TV: I haven't had cable in years and don't miss it too much but I love the Simpsons; Big Bang Theory; Sons of Anarchy; and Dexter to name a few
Music: Music is the background of life and the songs that bring up memories of adventures or good moments put a smile on my face. Two specific songs would be Sweet Child of Mine by Guns and Roses and Cannon in D. I think the latter is the most calming song I've ever heard.
The six things I could never do without
family and friends
a sense of humor
code of honor
ummm food?
On a typical Friday night I am
As an NSA spy I run around a lot but in between missions they have me going through all those pesky cell call information looking for patterns. Yaaaa... I wonder how many government lists I made it on just by typing that sentence out. Not the first time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I'm really 1 in a million that still means there's over 7000 people just like me out there, over a thousand in North America. Where are the others and what are they doing?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If there's something special about you. If you think sarcasm adds to the flavor of life. You're curious about what's around the next bend in the road. Oh, and liking cartoons is a plus. We don't always have to act like adults.