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28 M Raleigh, NC

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Last Online
Today – 8:31am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Hail, visitor!

No one wants to read a book for an profile, so I'll reduce myself to a single sentence that fails to capture most of me but gets the basics under wraps:

I'm a/an: ISTJ, gamer, geek, libertarian(esque), autodidact, scientific atheist, sapiosexual, kinkster switch, (bit of a) survivalist, and I have a sense of humor that vacillates between the perverse and cerebral.

If that sounds palatable, scroll down for elaboration.
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting for the right of married homosexual couples to own guns to defend their adopted kids and legal marijuana plants.

I graduated summa cum laude with a Bachelor's I will likely never use. One day I might go back for a Ph.D. I will also likely never use. I have very different goals in life than most of my peers.
I’m really good at
I'm almost always voted hypothetical zombie survival team leader. MY. DAY. WILL. COME!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like a macabre coloring book. Honestly, it slips my mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do people actually determine their compatibility based on waffle toppings and favorite listening noise? o.O
The six things I could never do without
1. Some phallic object in my mouth providing nicotine.
2. To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
3. My tongue. Also, others' tongues.
4. Fans, both the cooling and sycophant variety.
5. Non-conformity, rebellion, and contrarianism.
6. [This spot intentionally left blank. See #5.]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- gov't: people claiming monopoly on force
- the nature of space-time, QM, M-theory, and consciousness
- what kinks there are left to try that I haven't
- 7.62x39 vs 5.56x45
- what game will next consume a month of life
- how silly every religion in the world is
- how people I meet would look during orgasm
- friends' zombie apocalypse roles
- why people believe in a "friendzone"
On a typical Friday night I am
Gaming or discussing almost anything with friends. Possibly at a karaoke joint. I prefer smaller bars to downtown clubs and hipster spots *shudder*.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I work out daily to compensate for damage to my spine. I'm stronger than most people, but there are certain things I just cannot (or, more aptly put, should not) do.

I'll let you draw your own conclusions from the following: There is no meaning in anything. Most people either try to deny this through religion and ideology or try to escape it through mindless hedonism and distraction. In the end, though, anyone who accepts it at face value must possess a certain degree of demonic insanity to not follow through to the rational conclusion of suicide. I don't deny it, and I'm still here...

Not really private, but just a heads up if you missed it earlier and in my match questions: I'm very sexually open-minded and experimental, so if you find any form of consensual and safe sex to be "wrong" or "sick," then you will most likely find me a bit unnerving. I prefer partners who can follow me down that rabbit hole.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I don't really believe in a friend-zone, so I tend to become friends with someone and then that may become sexual and/or romantic depending on the specifics of how we connect. The time-frame within which this occurs can be anywhere from nearly instantaneously to gradually building.

I just like to follow my natural attractions and proclivities with people without forcing societal expectations on everything. I tend to wait for others to express the first bit of interest, but then I'm rather forward with what I feel and think.

Try the veal; I'm here all week. =^_^=