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28 Raleigh, NC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:12am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This used to be much longer and more eloquent, but then I realized that no one wants to read a book when scanning profiles.

ISTJ: analytical, autodidact gamergeek with a quirky, sometimes macabre sense of humor; professionally and socially apathetic yet intellectually and personally driven; true neutral alignment. I find "normal" humans confusing. I get along well with damaged (but not self-destructive) people. At least they make sense.

As a sapiophile, I'm attracted to intellect, wit, and personality rather than size, shape, or appearance. I prefer long-term relationships that usually are based on an underlying friendship that will last even if the romantic relationship does not. I enjoy all types of sexuality and prefer a partner who is equally as strange, open-minded, and experimental.

Interests: videogames, political theory, science, history, prepping, kink, satire, cards, philosophy, world religions, self-defense, zombies, true crime, physical therapy, (not singing at) karaoke.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wake up hopeful, interact with humanity, lose hope, sleep, repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Despite being shy around people I don't know, I can make friends with nearly anybody and often become the de facto leader of groups of acquaintances. I'm frequently voted team leader for a hypothetical zombie apocalypse due to my ability to analyze from every angle and motivate others.

I'm a natural jester who can amuse almost anyone and make even the most stoic people laugh, often at things they find inappropriate on the surface. Through satire (and sometimes cutting logic), I'm also rather skilled in debate and rapid-fire discussion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: nonfiction, quirky novels, satire, Taoist inspiration.

Shows: South Park, True Blood, BS!, Downton Abbey, Twin Peaks, Always Sunny, Justified, Star Trek, Criminal Minds, Archer, Bob's Burgers, HIMYM, Hell on Wheels, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy (et al).

Movies: Star Wars, Office Space, Fight Club, Big Lebowski

Music: Whatever I feel doesn't suck at the time. Bit of everything.

Food: Tasty noms: sushi, Thai, Mexican, Cajun, soul food

Games: Dragon Age, Fallout, ME, CoD, BF, Rock Band, Bioshock, Skyrim, Infamous, FarCry, Uncharted. Anything FPS, strategy, or RPG. I still remember Wolfenstein 3D, Lufia II, and Command and Conquer fondly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A partner, a few good friends, a comfy home, interesting sex, enough resources to support myself, and a loyal dog are all I need. Too many other things just get in the way.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Thinking about consciousness is like trying to bite your own teeth.
- What strangers I meet would look like during orgasm.
- The elusive search for meaning and resultant ennui.
- What is the opposite of a duck?
- How can a system gain objectivity when all observers are within it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'd rather chill at home playing games, watching Netflix, or discussing and joking about pretty much anything with friends or a partner than go to crowded clubs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an abuse survivor with a smattering of colorful DSM diagnoses as well as disabled from kyphosis and degenerative disc disorder. As a result, I prefer a simple, drama-free life and have to pass on the mountain climbing and dance parties. Except for my body and mind, though, I'm in mint condition. =p
You should message me if
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Yes: gamers, geeks, freaks, nerds, kinksters, pariahs

No: homo/hoplophobes, addicts, criminals, religious nuts

People never know what to say at first online. So, just say something random. Here's a cat to sweeten the deal: =^_^=.