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28 M Raleigh, NC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:45pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm a squishy, defective computer in a flesh sack struggling against entropy. Same as you.

I like good-natured realists. Pessimists are no fun, but people who lie to themselves to feel good are just as annoying.

I'm pretty much insane. You've been notified. No refunds. =^_^=
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slowly dying while laughing indignantly about that fact.

We're just patterns, created by patterns, creating more patterns.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been termed "the dark boyscout" and am listed as most of my friends' "first person to find when SHTF."

Shooting kids in their dicks in online games. YOU'S A BITCH, BILLY!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: nonfiction: history, science, philosophy, politics, survival
Shows: S.Park, T.Blood, BS!, T.Peaks, A.Sunny, Justified, S.Trek
Movies: Star Wars, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Fight Club
Food: anything spicy or exotic: sushi, Cajun, Indian, Thai
Music: honestly, a little of everything; no, seriously, everything.
Games: DA, Fallout, ME, CoD, BF, Rock Band, Bioshock, Skyrim
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) zombie gear and a loyal, capable team
2) interwebz
3) videogames
4) humor
5) sex
6) music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Thinking about consciousness is like trying to bite your teeth.
- 7.62x39 vs 5.56x45 and other hypothetical considerations.
- How people I meet would look during orgasm.
- What is the opposite of a duck?
- Superposition, Heisenberg's uncertainty: effects on "free" will.
- Statists are simply religious people who need a visible god.
- Why people are allowed to create laws about victimless things.
- Nature is a fascist. Those who survive did what she demanded.
- "Isms" and ideologies are generally just absolutist fairy tales.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seducing the moon at karaoke joints. Also, folding laundry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a sapiosexual kinkster. Brains and strangeness r teh seckzie.

I lift weights to compensate for my bad back.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're local and looking for a humanz kinda like me for some purpose or another.