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28 M Raleigh, NC

My Details

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs

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My self-summary
I'm some weird amalgam of various personalities, an ISTJ with equal parts gamer, suvivalist, jester, iintellectual, deviant, geek, advisor, Taoist, and contrarian.

It's a pain to drag me to new hangouts, but I love being out at my usual haunts. I rarely go out until after sundown, though. Night people are generally more authentic and real. Karaoke bars, talking on patios, videogames, cards, and witty raconteur are more fun to me than packed clubs and getting wasted.

I'm a bit of a prepper, and I exercise daily to compensation for damage to my spine. No, I don't really expect us to be overrun by zombie hordes, but it's a great thought experiment for handling any type of crisis situation.

When someone tells me "I know what god wants" or "the government is looking out for you," I look at them like they just told me they put ketchup on watermelon. O.o

If you can't find humor in the realities of life, complete with all the aspects people usually try to avoid thinking about, then you might find me a bit unnerving at times.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm always thinking, learning, and creating, but I don't see any necessity to most of it. It's just what I do.
I’m really good at
Remember "The Wolf" from Pulp Fiction?
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like a macabre coloring book.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: non-fiction in topics most people would never read unless required (philosophy, physics, medical, political theory, history, etc).

Music: EDM, classical, metal, world. Pretty eclectic.

Shows: Justified, Sons of Anarchy, True Blood, Downton Abbey, Dexter, Walking Dead, Burn Notice, Hell on Wheels, P&T's Bullshit!, Family Guy, Star Trek, Big Bang Theory, Archer.

Movies: Fight Club, Wag the Dog, Matrix, Da Vinci Code, Office Space, Big Lebowski, Star Wars.

Food: anything exotic and spicy.
The six things I could never do without
- To-do lists
- The interwebz
- A pocket knife
- Weights (pick up, put down, repeat)
- Games
- Electronic cigarettes (helped me quit smoking)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have about twelve trains of thought running at all times, and I love to hop between them. No, seriously, I'm a fucking brain sponge. If the interwebz ever goes down, I will be made king.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ask me each Friday just around sundown and I MIGHT know by that point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been in a variety of relationship types, including monogamous, open, poly, and polyfidelity, so I have an uncommon view of relationship dynamics, including my stance on jealousy, flirting, and possessiveness. I have never violated any of my agreements or cheated on anyone, though.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you're intelligent, odd, honorable, and possess a deviant sense of humor, then throw me a message. Being local is a major plus.