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28 M Raleigh, NC

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I'm relatively harmless but also relatively insane. But that's okay; you all are, too. You just don't realize it yet. And that means I'm actually saner than the lot of ya.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Charlie Sheen winning.

(Definition, taken from urban dictionary: "a disorder in which one feels that no matter what they do, they are always "winning" at life. CSW is quite similar to insanity except with CSW, you KNOW you're being crazy. You just don't give a fuck.")
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humility. Also, irony.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a giant macabre coloring book.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Non-fiction in subjects most people would rather drink bleach than study. Also, the occasional quirky novel.

Movies/shows: Hell on Wheels, South Park, Justified, Family Guy, True Blood, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Downton Abbey, Star Trek, documentaries, Fight Club, Office Space, Rules of Attraction, Star Wars.

Music: Everything from metal, country, and EDM to Tibetan singing bowls, Japanese koto music, and Gregorian chants.

Food: Anything spicy or exotic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Interwebz: world's library (bonus: pr0n!)
2) A loyal zombie survival team
3) Delightfully offended reactions
4) Why you asking? Don't worry about it...
5) Games, games, games
6) Romance, kink, romantic kink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- space-time, QM, M-theory, relativity
- why I find girls' feet attractive
- 7.62x39 vs 5.56x45
- how people I meet would look during orgasm
- messing with people who believe stupid shit
- friends' zombie apocalypse roles
- sapiosexuality: brains are teh seckzee
- circlejerk of corporations, gov't, media
- witty deviance and depraved intellectualism
- tacos and waffles; waffles and tacos
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seducing the moon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Firewood does not become ash. Ash does not become firewoOMGSQUIRREL!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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If you're looking for someone to chill or game with or you just want to chat about anything and you're not a douchecanoe, feel free to drop me a message. Relax; we're all mad here! =^_^=