Pie-in-the-sky progressive, nose-in-a-book nerd.
Recovering animal shelter worker.
I wanted to be a sailor but I'm afraid of water.
I wanted to be a trucker but I'm afraid to drive.
I keep my make-up in a box I découpaged with the works of Barbara Kruger.
My heart leaps up when I behold a rainbow in the sky. Or anywhere, really. Especially in sprinkle form.
I like cats (house, hep, Schrödinger's), glitter, lemon-y things (desserts, pets), playing dress-up, and Paul Newman. I have an unlimited capacity for self-reproach and simple carbohydrates.
lordpipechair and I confirmed our commitment to the patriarchy by way of adolescent elopement. Best Terrible Decision I ever made.