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26 F Lakewood, OH

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm bashful and bookish and brightly-colored. I don't say much and when I do it all comes tumbling out a mile a minute. I have a tendency to get nervous if I can't see the sky. Some days I feel like a hot air balloon and some days I feel like a bomb shelter, but the casual observer probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference. I think there are at least twenty reasons to spend all day in bed and they all mean different things. I blush too easily, I forgive too easily, I use the Repeat function on Spotify too easily.

Things that make me happy: hula hoops, Christmas lights, beer that looks like motor oil. Things that make me inexplicably anxious: pomegranates, cat kisses, Star Trek. Things that make me spit nails: conservative politics, animal cruelty, Phil Collins's entire oeuvre.

I'm married to the most delightful human being there is. He is my best friend of 14 years and my atomic accomplice of 14,000,000,000. Our relationship is open. If you're going to see me naked, you're probably going to see him clothed. He's a great guy, you'll love him! I sure do.
What I’m doing with my life
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Devouring poems and french fries, hand over fist, often simultaneously.

The human brain is a miraculous sponge and I have a quiet little desk job that makes me feel a bit like mine has been left to dry beside the sink, but it won't be forever. My partner and I have plans to throw the ballast overboard and eventually move into an RV. Let me know if you want us to Cousin Eddie you, like in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
I’m really good at
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Conducting entire conversations in movie quotes. Losing things. Ignoring my own advice. Spending money. Ordering songs on a playlist. Names, but not faces.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The best things lately:
Read: Crush by Richard Siken. Especially Heinous by Carmen Maria Machado. Slow Dance with Sasquatch by Jeremy Radin. Written on the Body by Jeanette Winterson. The Secret Lives of People in Love by Simon van Booy.
Seen: I feel like the last thing that made me go, "OMG THAT WAS SO GOOD" was The Lego Movie. Somebody wow me, please.
Heard: "Don't This Road" by Aerin Tedesco and Andrea Bunch. "Born to Win (Part One)" by Hurray for the Riff Raff. "I've Been Loving You Too Long" by Otis Redding. "Valse des Opelousas" by Amédé Ardoin. "Mama Tried" by Merle Haggard.
Eaten: Pulled lamb with gnocchi and tzatziki at Cork and Cleaver. Cherry-goat cheese ice cream at Jeni's. The One Red Door burger at Flipside. The Don't Hold the Bacon burger at Buckeye Beer Engine. The pistachio-bacon-Bulleit milkshake at Town Hall.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, because my heart needs wringing out from time to time and I need someone to be both the hands and the basin
Beautiful arrangements of words
Something to look forward to
A song that feels like whiplash the first time I hear it and a warm sleeping bag the hundredth time I hear it, which will definitely be like 48 hours later
The kind of laughter that makes your face hurt the next day
A diet full of all the Very Bad Things that tend to precede the word "-free"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would be different if I had made some other choice? if my parents had made some other choices? What decisions, what strokes of luck, resulted in this human in this time and place? If I could work backwards through the Choose Your Own Adventure book of my life, would it actually be better?
What is memory? To what extent have I altered my own memories? Why does the brain decide to keep some things and not others? What do I not even know that I've forgotten?
Why do certain things move me but not other people, and vice versa? What is the precise algorithm for my goosebumps?
What did American democracy ever mean, and to whom? If the idea is salvageable, how?
What food should I make? What food should I eat? What food should I GoogleImage search and stare longingly at?
Do I caulk the wagon and float it, hire a ferryman, or attempt to ford the river?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I just got Fridays off from work, so I'll either be:

A. basking on the couch in a raggedy hoodie balancing a tray of Oreos on my belly, giggling to myself, "I didn't have to go to work today. And I don't have to go to work tomorrow. OR THE NEXT DAY."
B. being real confused and thinking it's Saturday night. Keeping the hoodie and Oreos, though; thinking it's Saturday night doesn't really change my plans any.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
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...your eyes get all shiny and crinkle up at the corners when you smile and you have a laugh like an animal with no natural predators want to talk about food and maybe challenge me to an ice cream- or cheeseburger-eating contest play the mandolin or the accordion've read something fucking great, something that made your chest feel pyrotechnic, and you want to share that something with a grateful stranger