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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:45am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
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To the girl from OK Cupid who took me to a stand-up gig, sat us at the front and then screamed abuse at the comic, who then gave me loads of stick back: never contact me again. Honestly, you were almost as bat-shit crazy as the women who dribbled over herself after downing a pint of Staropramen at the cocktail bar, or the one who mentioned "my ticking biological clock" on the first date. That's all.

I'm originally from the simple town of Southampton, famous for the Titanic, which sank, and Craig David - who also sank. I've lived in York and Leeds before making the move down to the Big Smoke.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a magazine journalist who writes features, headlines and also interviews people. I have this knack of endlessly firing questions at people. It's really annoying (apparently...)
You should message me if
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Your photos page looks like a Thomas Cook brochure

You step on to a tube carriage and suddenly stop. Move down the aisles, you're blocking my way!

Your profile features the terms, "partner in crime", "chemistry" or "this is my last chance before I pull the trigger"