"A guy on a first date has no actual personality. He's just a mish-mash of different kinds of dudes, for a couple of seconds each. Just like a ransom note cut out of a lot of magazines."
Louis CK

I'm sponge-worthy :)

Nope - not there yet..... Writing this in a very foggy London....

I'm looking for interesting and/or passionate and/or exciting and/or silly and/or lovely encounters, experiences, and possibilities.

I'm creative (kinda), left-field (sorta), give a great massage (it's a real treat), read a lot, have far too many DVD marathons, can quote endless bits from silly films, rant with a glass of red wine (or white. or cider. or beer. or tequila, vodka etc), watch news in gasps of horror and amusement, can talk endlessly about my cat who has recently passed away, leading to a REALLY cool story (which can only be told in person), flirt really well as well as really badly, messy boy, silly, fun, smart - (and quite stupid at the same time).

Good friends may tell you I can be a bit of a nightmare - but a very charming one. Oh, and one of them may mention I'm like Donkey from Shrek - the bastard will pay for that comment....

In New York I've been told I sound like Stewie from Family Guy, and I've heard students describe me as Bender from Futurama. WTF?????

I can't write without a head full of red - wanna drink?

I can tell you what I'm not doing with my life any more - monogamy. After many years of trying it, decided it ain't for me.

And, it turns out, I'm not alone in this:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/nov/10/sex-is-monogamy-dead

I'm ethically non-monogamous.
(which basically means I have a few very lovely lovers in my life)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2S6VwfHwpI

I'm also trying to get into that whole selling-crack-cocaine-to-underage-kids thing. Apparently there's a fu**ing fortune to be made there!!!

I'm a London-based filmmaker and university lecturer.

Confession Time - I'm there yet - writing this in a foggy London.....Planning to be there soon :)

* Procrasturbating

* Touching

* Telling stories

* Finding great street-food stalls

* Kissing (good partner required)

* Listening to Radio 4 during the day and 6 music in the evening

* Making crepes (they ain't just for Shrove Tuesday you know)

* Spanking

* Giving Granny-style advice

* Talking a lot of rubbish - sometimes I even get paid for it! Ha!

The knees. Definitely the knees.

And, it would seem, that I am "a lot more than 20% more attractive than the pictures on my profile suggest"
(recent date said that)

I have no idea on what basis that percentage was worked out... :)

Update - last three dates have said that - got to do something about my photos here....

All food, so long as it's well cooked, and NO aubergines in it! (Egg-plants to you Americans) This is important - they're the Devil's testicles - honest! Couldn't live without Olive Oil and Garlic. And people who don't like garlic, don't fucking deserve it!

“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them.”

― John Waters

* Good food

* Good wine

* Good booze

* Good music

* Good sex

* Good books

* Good films

* Good drugs

* Good bicycle (as opposed to my current bicycle. If you have a groovy plan for how I can get mine stolen so that I can claim on the insurance, I wanna hear from you!)

* London

* New-York

* Tel-Aviv

* Sun

* Ocean

* Cooking

* Porn

Six, shmix!

* My cat (RIP).

* Food and food stalls. Should I set one up?

* Cooking (I know I'm not good enough for Masterchef, but I reckon I can whoop me some ass on Come Dine With Me).

* You and what you look like with your cloths off.

* New-York and whether I should move there.

http://now-here-this.timeout.com/2013/03/06/infographic-london-vs-nyc-in-numbers/

* Berlin and Tel-Aviv, and whether I should actually move there instead.

* Non-monogamy

* How to make an Open Relationship work

* The rather stunning view from my window (very few Londoners ever get to see the city the way that I do).

* I need to get a new bicycle - but which?

* If I smoke enough weed, will I become highlingual?

* The logistics of having several lovers - there's a blog in there somewhere

* Why doesn't every question on the OKC questions thingy have a 'this is a dumb-fuck question' option? It sure needs it....

* Could I ever make money from watching porn?

* Should I really carry on with this OKC thing?

Rocking it like it's a Wednesday ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GpTTf175aE

That I will have nothing to do with you if on your profile it says that you are 'a real person' or that you are looking for someone 'real'.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????

I'm not real. I'm made out of very small pebbles.

And I'm looking for someone made out of jam.

You want to play

:)