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LoneJester

25 / M / straight / Available

Longview, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Executive / Management
Income
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Languages
English

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I am Unique, Supportive, and Amusing.

My Self-Summary

(words in itilacs are edits/comments added by strange_screams):

I don't come across well on paper, but I will give it a try.

I kid a lot, and offend people constantly, but they love me anyway. I don't believe in personal space. I don't volunteer information unless I'm asked. I'll do anything for a good friend, because friendship is very important to me, but most people don't return what's been given.
Here's some of my interests, drop me a line if you want to know more:
Pool
Bowling
Sports (almost any kinda watching/playing)
MMA
Computers
Cars (gotta be fast!)
Video games (love my games)
RPG's aka roleplaying (not that i can ever meet someone who likes them also)
People watching
Movies
Cuddling
Poker

If you don't like to be touched, move on. This guy is seriously intense and engaging, almost to the point of being creepy; you could write poetry about his eyes. You won't find anyone more dedicated to his goals, and the people he cares about, it is an absolutely endearing quality.

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What I’m doing with my life

Working, a lot. Getting back on my feet and working on my business plan. I am trying to get my work history experience up, and get a little cash under my belt, before moving back closer to my daughter, with my girl strange_screams. Hopefully we'll find a chick that we both get, to go with us.

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I’m really good at

Talking smack, and giving hugs. Lending my (almost) full attention to someone. Sports and video games. Just about anything I try. Giving long foot rubs and cuddling.

Yeah, don't play poker or pool with this guy if you're out to win, because you won't.

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The first things people usually notice about me

My eyes, and the awesome radiance i give off cause I'm so great! lol

Watch out for the smirk,lol

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My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: What are these things you call books??? I have the net!

Music: Hrmmm... 70's 80's 90's but not a country fan.

Food: Does sugar count??

He doesn't do vegetables, and everything you order from a restaurant will come out screwed up because he asked for a burger with no vegetables. An easy concept you would think,yes? Um...apparently not.

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The six things I could never do without

My laptop
My little girl
Games
Hot running water
Not much else to be honest

Seriously, don't touch the laptop, don't even look at it wrong. God forbid it gets a scratch.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about

You don't want to know and I probably won't tell you.

Yeah, big question mark there.

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On a typical Friday night I am

At work, or a card game.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

What do you mean? I'm an open book.

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You should message me if

You want a good friend or you're tired of assholes.
You just need someone to talk to or a good laugh.

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