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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 1:50pm
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Full figured
High school
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am terribly unfunny and people love it! I mainly just want to make people laugh and then, eventually, take their clothes off, and then, eventually, become friends or acquaintances or both.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I feel like I should feel like I am settling for less than I feel I am properly capable of both achieving and feeling. I don't really know how I feel about that: mainly because I feel as if I really do feel great about my life in general, in most areas. Alas, I feel that I lack a good vessel within which I can properly store the sometimes-overwhelming amount of affection that I feel for my fellow man/men. I also feel a lot of feelings, which can be a burden when I feel I haven't an outlet at hand or when I feel like that feeling is doing naught but negatively affecting my feelings. Do you feel me? If so, I feel like I may like you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hair shirts and double entendre.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Big guy. Glasses. Mustache. Wicked sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all kinds of books, suggest away! I've tackled Proust and Hugo...where should I climb next? Also, if you wanna chat about Lahiri, Coetzee, Roth, or Pynchon, please, let's.

Film! That exclamation point says it all. Bergman, Kurosawa, Tarkovsky, Eisenstein, Almodovar, Gomes, Audiard, etc. etc. and so forth.

I love live music and sitting around the record player. Join me, so few of my friends will partake.

Food is definitely a thing that exists. I'm not so great at making it, but I enjoy eating it. Join me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I need my phone and my wallet. Anything else is just extra. Oh yeah, a man would be nice.

-update- I lost my wallet. It wasn't really that bad!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about how busy I am, but how little I seem to do. I want to fill my time up with more dates, more friends, and more making out. Apply below.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home. Would love to mix it up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I. Need. A. Man. I'm not saying I'm desperate for some man-touch...I'm typing it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like talking, walking, running, climbing (just started!), or seeing films everyone else finds terribly dull. Walk in the cemetery with me, or lets sit on the front porch with a drink, or just sit in the grass eyeing passersby and each other surreptitiously.