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I am a man, a plan, and a canal, panama

Longexact

32 / m / straight / Seeing Someone

Somerville, Massachusetts, United States

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Ethnicity N/A

Height 6' 2" (1.87m).

Looking For New friends, Activity partners

Smokes No

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs N/A

Religion

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Education Graduated from Ph.D program

Job Education / Academia

Income $50,000-$60,000

Kids N/A

Pets Owns dogs and Owns cats

Languages English

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My self-summary

Is "living the life of the mind" a cliche? Because I'm TOTALLY rocking the life of the mind.

I use the word "rocking" unironically. Firefox spell checker would like to point out to me that "unironically" is misspelled, and should be spelled "moronically." Touche, firefox. Touche. You truly see into the depths of my soul.

Open-minded atheist (yes, such creatures do exist).

Feminist.

Honest and open.

UPDATE: I am missing David Foster Wallace something fierce. There's not going to be a third novel. There aren't going to be any more carefully observed, obsessively detailed stories. I have a pointless wish that I could have told him what he told all of us: You are loved.

What I'm doing with my life

I'm a professor of mathematics at one of Boston's many universities.

I'm really good at

Remembering pointless pop culture trivia. Math. Piano. Drinking coffee until I black out. Watching movies. Spending money on shoes and clothing. Spending money.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

My corneas. I had them removed and replaced with 24-carat diamonds.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Favorite authors include Thomas Ligotti, H.P. Lovecraft, William Gibson, China Mieville, Gene Wolfe, David Foster Wallace.

Movies: I love horror movies; my standards are very, very low when it comes to horror movies. Some various favorite movies: Magnolia, John Carpenter's The Thing, Rushmore, Audition, Videodrome, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance

Music: Artists I'm really enjoying at the moment include: Vex'd, Skream, Modeselektor, Ital Tek, The Tuss, Justice, Cursor Miner, Milanese, Pinch, Loefah, Various Production, Shape Of Broad Minds, MF Doom, Dalek, Four Tet, Cyne, Hrvatski, Keith Fullerton Whitman, Venetian Snares, Aphex Twin, Don Caballero, June Of '44, Sonic Youth, Boris, Melt Banana, Jack Rose, John Fahey, Steffen Basho-Junghans

Doors: My favorite kinds of doors are rectangular, and have doorknobs. Fuck those doorknob-less spherical doors.

The six things I could never do without

Friends, books, music, movies, math, love.

BONUS 7th ITEM: Good food.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

I'm less glib than my profile might indicate. Conundrum!

You should message me if

You're open-minded and preferably between 3 and 10 feet in height.

If you're closed-minded, I'd prefer it that you're at least 8 feet in height.

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