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LongformBrevity

33 F Asheville, NC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an extroverted introvert (ISTJ last time I checked). I'm outgoing and chatty, but relish and crave quiet, alone time. I love to laugh. I love to be challenged. I love bad puns, nerd humor, making drinking games out of political debates, Redskins football, Syracuse basketball, camping, canoeing/kayaking, playing guitar, trivia games, building things, strong coffee, reading, and laughing at my dog. I have a big family that I don't see too often. My life is really very good.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Avoiding getting ready for work for one...
I do a bit of travel for work and love my job.
I'm on a subpar indoor soccer team. I help make it subpar.
Starting to get into playing tennis. I hate exercising just to exercise; I need a challenge or a task and then I love it.
I play guitar for Vacation Bible School at my church. Every year I lose my voice screaming songs at the top of my lungs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being humble. (that was a joke)
Bad puns.
Conversation.
Stupid facts/trivia.
Trying new things.
Independent thought.
Basking in laziness.
Writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk really fast. Someone told me I have sparkly eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (any Eggers really), Sarah Vowell's books, Anne Lamott, Anne Patchett, Madeline L'Engle. Loved the Harry Potter series, liked the Hunger Games books and wouldn't touch the Twilight books if you paid me. I love to read so this is overwhelming.
Movies: Netflix says I love cerebral comedies and dramas. Monty Python, Neil Simon movies, the Bourne trilogy (I ignore you, Renner). No horror films.
TV: Downton Abbey, Parks & Rec, Community, Homeland, Scandal, New Girl, etc. The West Wing will always be my jam. Loved Friday Night Lights and Veronica Mars too.
Music: Love a good live show. In one year I saw Lauryn Hill, Mumford and Sons, the Avett Brothers, Lemonheads, Josh Ritter, Dar Williams, Neko Case and the Civil Wars. It was a good year.
Food: I am a fan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, a beagle mutt named Patsy Cline.
Paper. I love to write. I'm a list maker as well.
Pants. It would just get awkward.
The entire series of "The West Wing"
My bible. I just love to read it. Learn something every time.
Photos of my late friend/mentor/mother figure, whose voice I daily miss.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How am I impacting the world around me?
Am I a good friend?
Do I love well?
Where would I go if society collapsed in 15 minutes and what would I pack? Do I have time to get lasik surgery before then?
Is this the best timeline?
Am I ever going to finish my book?
Did I remember to feed the dog?
Are we humans or are we dancers?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with a small group of friends--either having a dinner together, catching up over drinks at 5 Walnut, Thirsty Monk, Sazarac or Dirty Jacks or Downtown after 5
OR
I'm exhausted and I'm staying home and I put on my pajamas at 7pm and I'm sleeping for 12 hours, thankyouverymuch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really do like some of Taylor Swift's songs.
Not wholly unrelated, I like to sing very loudly while driving and I do over-the-top dramatic hand jestures along with it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love Jesus (but aren't a bigot--I have family members who are LGBT and I strongly stand in support of them), you have at least portions of your life together, you like to laugh, you don't have a face tattoo or a chinstrap beard, you yell at televisions on Sundays in the fall, you don't live at home, banter is a favorite word.