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Longverse

43 M Oswego, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well lets see. I've been described as humble, brilliant, visionary, dashing, very humble, and mankind's last best hope for peace.

On my off hours from being awesome, I've been known to make smart ass remarks, jokes, and other mirthful carnage.

I was in business management for a lot of years before I decided to chuck it all. I was good at it, but I basically realized that I wasn't having much fun at it, so I decided to change things. I enrolled in college to study history and then writing (yes, basically a 180).

I admit that I can be intense at times when I am in the mood or get on roll about something (usually religion or politics). But most of the time I am someone who likes everyone to have a good time and am quick with the funny or teasing words.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
UPDATE: I have just graduated officially. Yay me. I've decided to stay in the area while I look for a decent job to pay the bills while I finish my first novel. But everything I will, at least professionally, do from here out will focused towards my career as an author.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people, organizing things in a way that people don't get but then things end up more efficient, obscure references that make me seem super smart except that people aren't sure what I am talking about, improv, making people wonder if I was being serious or joking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could flatter myself and say that people remark upon my feral hazel eyes that shine in the moonlight. But I imagine the truth is my height and/or my shoulders. Or my ass, if they are sneaking up behind me...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Burning Chrome, Thieves World anthologies, Anything by Fritz Lieber, Shelley, Michio Kaku, Gibson, Alan Moore.
Movies: Blade Runner, Black Rain, Pitch Black, any scifi, western, or historical stuff.
Food: Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My IPAD
Oxygen
A dazzling sense of humor
My new blender
An Audience
Boots that are made for walking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing, but just not the act itself, but the theory and tricks that can be used with words to make them seem like living, evolving sentient beings all on their own. And sex.

I also occasionally dream about getting a boat and disappearing for ever, never to be seen again, except for the occasional novel, story, or poem I would send out into the world from parts unknown. I have actually probably given too much thought to this idea. And sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually just relaxing from a week of mind numbing coursework and those who are trying to steal my mental energy - professors, tutees, people staring at me on the streets, aliens, etc. That usually entails a movie, often at home, and usually some classwork that I need to have done by Monday. Exciting, isn't it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kissed a girl - and I liked it!

That or, while I get along very easily with people almost all the time, I'm actually not that easy to know really well without some effort. I think trust is important in a relationship and I don't open up very easily until I get to know someone.

Also, I don't drive. My license isn't suspended or anything like that. I don't have one. Partially because I have a motion related illness that makes me very drowsy (more the vibration than the motion, actually) when driving and partially because I just don't like driving. That doesn't mean I am looking for a chauffeur, but it can affect a relationship depending on the situation. For some it is a deal breaker, so I like to be upfront about it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–65
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like overly smart guys who love to cuddle and might even quote some poetry every once in a while when he isn't bitching about politics or how the Knicks suck. Or if you like smart-asses. That last part is non-negotiable, I'm afraid.

Also, if you like my profile, why not send me an email. Women who know what they want and aren't afraid to make the first move are VERY sexy.