27 Sacramento, CA
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My self-summary
Looking for a low life dude who lives w his mom and kids!
What I’m doing with my life
As little as possible. Using one of those trash picker uppers to reach the remote, and my nerf gun to hit the light switch on and off.
I’m really good at
Hiding my really fucked up teeth in pictures. Seriously though, it's very misleading when a super hot person has all closed mouth pictures and when you meet them it's like Teeth. That one vagina movie? Did u guys see that? It's like that but in their mouth. Fair warning please.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well it's usually that I'm vegan, and gluten free because I love educating other about the health benefits of cutting joy out from your life. And I don't do it bc it's a fad, I actually have health issues, Dr Oz told me so!
They also notice that I'm really into cross fit bc how can u look at my body and not wonder what dangerous, jerky motions I do repeatedly to get this bod.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Twilight, vampire diaries, teen mom, I'm also a freegan which is a super political way to help the earth. I hate ecoterrorism. Some people have no compassion.

I hate movies with subtitles!! This is merica
The six things I could never do without
Feminism! I'm a strong beautiful woman u can't hold me.down!
Pintrest /buzzfeed
My make up
Starbucks! Carmel mocha frappachino!!
My purse sized dog
Accessories for my dog, she just loves them!!
Friends/the office!! American version is better than the stupid boring British one!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can do to make this world a better place. I think I am a special snowflake and no man deserves me at my best if he can't handle me at my worst.*~`*-lindsay lohan
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting silly w my BFFS. We like to go out in big groups. Get all dressed up and be dicks to any guys who try to talk to us about anything else besides how hot we are. But if u grind on us and spill drinks on us we like u!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't floss. I don't believe in dentists. They honestly try to implant radioactivity into your face. It's how the government controls u, honestly how many of you went to the dentist when you were little?? It adds up I'm telling u. Look at all the terrorism.
You should message me if
your profile says you cant live with out "women" or "sex" or "chickas"