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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 18, 2014
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
My self-summary
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I'm a bartender who loves my job, I love making people laugh and meeting interesting new people. I also act and produce comedy, and I'm a pretty good cook.

I love animals, especially when people name their pets after food. I absolutely can't stand music and the people who listen to it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I need to get some more photos with just me in them for this thing. Also I plan on opening a bar and restaurant in a few years. Or blowing all my money on making a rap video. Like a massive and awesome rap video. But not an epic one, because people don't know how to use words anymore ammirite?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Arnold Shwarzenegger impression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As far as books I love nonfiction, biographies, history and yes, nerdy nerderson I love cocktail books.

Movies, Primer and Drumline.

TV, so much TV, Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, That Mitchell and Web Look, The IT Crowd, to name only a few.

Music, I love brass bands! Rebirth, What Cheer?, New Birth, all dat. Also love Jazz, Rap and Ke$ha.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone, I always have the damn thing on me.
A notebook, because the technology to take notes on a phone hasn't been invented yet.
A pineapple.
High fives, its the only appropriate way of touching strangers.
A winekey.
Louis CK and Marc Maron Pandora stations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making sure y'all are having a good time
You should message me if
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You remember that show about the android girl called Small Wonder. Seriously, I think it might have been a fever dream I had that somehow made it on to YouTube.