I'm a bartender who loves my job, I love making people laugh and
meeting interesting new people. I also act and produce comedy, and
I'm a pretty good cook.
I love animals, especially when people name their pets after food.
I absolutely can't stand music and the people who listen to it.
What I’m doing with my life
I need to get some more photos with just me in them for this thing.
Also I plan on opening a bar and restaurant in a few years. Or
blowing all my money on making a rap video. Like a massive and
awesome rap video. But not an epic one, because people don't know
how to use words anymore ammirite?
I’m really good at
Impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger
The first things people usually notice about me
My Arnold Shwarzenegger impression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As far as books I love nonfiction, biographies, history and yes,
nerdy nerderson I love cocktail books.
Movies, Primer and Drumline.
TV, so much TV, Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, That Mitchell and
Web Look, The IT Crowd, to name only a few.
Music, I love brass bands! Rebirth, What Cheer?, New Birth, all
dat. Also love Jazz, Rap and Ke$ha.
The six things I could never do without
Louis CK and Marc Maron Pandora stations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making sure y'all are having a good time
You should message me if
You remember that show about the android girl called Small Wonder.
Seriously, I think it might have been a fever dream I had that
somehow made it on to YouTube.