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Recently single and would like to meet some people that are
genuinely interested in getting to know me and more than just a
hook up. I'm pansexual and into any and all genders but have a
preference to Asians and Pacific Islanders. The shorter and more
submissive the better!!
I'm polyamorous, alpha dominant, gender non-binary, otherkin, and a
top only. If you aren't open minded you should probably not message
me. I'm mostly looking for potential close friendships, date and
activity buddies, high make out cuddle buddies, and open minded to
the idea of a relationship with the right person.
I lead a ridiculous, bizarre, and overwhelmingly exciting life; I'm
seeking someone that wants to bring their life game up a notch! I'm
a practicing shaman, advanced psychonaut, studying hypnotist,
competitive hand dancer, psychedelic tambourine player,
professional dom, avid mediator, cannabis connoisseur, ENFP, social
butterfly, constant club goer, energetic night owl, and self
employed Trap Lord. I'm in the process of moving from a nice
apartment to a giant teepee to pursue my interest in spirituality
and the esoteric. Unitarian Christian with an interest in Buddhism,
shamanism, and spirit science. I believe real friends play League
of Legends in person. I have the most comfortable bed in the world.
I've never lost a game of Magic the Gathering.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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Pretty much just me in general is the first thing everyone notices.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pho, sushi, League of Legends, Boondocks, American Dad, and Big
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Consciousness, reality, existence, perception, spirituality, and
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On another level, getting weird and ratchet with a bunch of crazy
people, waving bright lights in random people's faces, and being a
faerie sorcerer wobbling through public in a top hat
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm predominantly only into Asians; never been with a white guy and
I have an affinity for short guys, like anything from midget to
5'6". A little taller is fine, but out of my fetish range. Not into
guys over 5'11"
I'm a complete alpha dominant top in the bedroom. Extremely into
I like dressing guys up in makeup and chick clothes.
Treating me like a bro and not trying to put moves on me is the
fastest way out of the friend zone.
If you're profile has the words "work out" or "gym" in it, there's
a chance I won't reply to you.
You should message me if
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You're a cute, short, Asian guy that likes doing hallucinogens,
playing League of Legends, and taking it in the ass.
Or you have an interest in buying green things ;)
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