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LookingtoBanter

49 Northbrook, IL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 45–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to dish it out (I'm referring to banter, not supper), but can take it as well. So I have a tough shell, but soften up under the right circumstances! There is nothing more intoxicating that some flirty, witty banter!

I love most outdoor and physical activities - and I know the beauty of hitting the sweet spot, though it's a rarity for me these days. I am a die-hard Cubs fan, so either you share my pain, or you just pity those of my ilk.

Health and fitness are important to me, my diet coke addiction not withstanding. You may consider this a bonus - I have two left feet, so I won't be begging you to dance! "One quick one" after work often leads to a memorable evening and although dressing up has its moments, I prefer my favorite pair of comfy jeans.

I have two amazing girls (Ages 10 and 8.5) who live with me, but I do have every other weekend to roam freely.

Looking for someone to laugh with, or even make smile out loud.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This sounds like a job interview question. For the most part, I'm living it just the way I'd like to - I just want to share it with someone!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whistling really loud, laughing at inappropriate times. And myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sarcastic sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not sure anyone really cares or reads this stuff, but I'm happy to share this information on a date!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six? What's magical about six?

*Diet Coke (shouldn't top the list, but it does)
*My girls
*Long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 3 days (ok, stolen line, but it's still true)
*Chocolate (If I see this on your list, you're in!)
*My friends
*A sense of humor (I'm a Cubs fan remember)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you ask yourself a question out loud, is it automatically a rhetorical question?

Why all winning lottery tickets were purchased at convenient stores.

How old I'll be when the Cubs win a World Series. (It WILL too happen)!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I don't have my girls, TGIF time!

If I've got my girls, it's usually pizza & movie night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can only wink with my left eye.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The above responses made you grin (or at least crack a smile).