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46 F Troy, MI

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My self-summary
Can you find me somebody to love? ... Anybody, find me somebody to love... damn it. Ok, well maybe that last part isn't part of the song. :) Travel baseball season is finally over and now onto... travel baseball tryouts for next season. Almost free....

Well, most people want a perfect relationship... I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in the commercials. ;) I treasure times spent with family and friends, but 1-on-1 time with my better half is something I'll always make time for. I'll even schedule it in my calendar in PEN! I sometimes consider myself as shy, but no one seems to agree with me on that. Goal-oriented and easily distracted... if it weren't for my attention deficit and short term memory, I'd say I have it all together! I enjoy meeting new people, visiting different places, trying new things, stepping out of my comfort zone, personal development, learning, staying active. I smile most of the time even when I'm sleeping. :) I give unsolicited advice (advice, not criticism) and I'm really nice to damn near everyone. Now where else are you going to find a gem like me???
What I’m doing with my life
My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and mostly just me laughing at my own jokes. :) Also, I just ordered a Life Alert necklace, so that way when I get a life, I'll be notified immediately!

3 Rules to Remember In Life
1. Money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
3. Alcohol doesn't solve problems, but neither does milk.

On a more serious note, I don't measure success in material gain, but in quality relationships and how you treat others. "To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children... to leave the world a better place... to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson.
I’m really good at
tormenting my children, recognizing crazy, and being an Athletic Supporter. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
My hunchback.

When I asked my son to help pick from a list of descriptives which words best describes me, he chose Caring, Generous and Funny which means... he must have forgiven me for that incident when I lost him in the mall. Of course, that's HIS side of the story; I remember exactly where I left him!

I'd also like to point out that my middle son (the one I neglect the most) picked those words, so you can imagine what amazing words my favorite son would pick! :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Classics & sci-fi books when I was young. Now mostly non-fiction, personal development when I get a chance. I did just start reading "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" by Christopher Moore by my sister's recommendation.

Movies: Sci-fi/Fantasy, Comedy/Romantic-Comedy, Action/Adventure, Family/Disney/Pixar, Feel Good Movies...

TV: I lose the fight for the remote.

Music: Everything.

Food: Food makes me happy especially seafood, spicy/well-seasoned, hot wings, brownies, mint chocolate chip ice cream, sushi. I'm pretty good at cooking, but my favorite is eating. :)
The six things I could never do without
My Family, Friends, Faith, Love, Humor....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The 6th thing I could never do without. Oh, Health... probably health. Did I mention I have a great immune system? I rarely get sick. Can't remember the last time that I was... though I don't spend a lot of time thinking about THAT.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ok, this is just between you and me, so don't tell ANYONE...

I'm not looking for Mr. Perfect (we probably wouldn't get along). I've been divorced since 2004 and ideally, I'd like to meet someone I can share my family with (in all their dysfunction) and who wants to share his family (even the crazy ones). Someone who will want to join me at my boys' games and I'd love to see your kids' games too (if you don't have kids, I have 3 for sale), and then sneak out for well deserved grown-up time.

Now that should weed some people out, huh? :)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 42–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
... you feel like it. What do I look like, your mother??? ;)

And speaking of mother... I'm not too keen (a term us older generation use ;)) on communicating with men in their 20s. My oldest son is 17, so that's just too close/weird.

Also, I'm not that hung up on looks, but if you look like you could be my father, that's too awkward also. Sorry.

All right, I'm going to bed. Good Night.