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LoopLobSmash

28 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Sign
Aries
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Isn't this all ridiculous?

Funny, empathetic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I fell in love with table tennis and somehow turned that in to a decent career. Follow your dreams, kids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll seriously destroy you at table tennis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You are such a dad."
"Dad bod."
"Do you watch parks and rec?"

Not that I don't appreciate a compliment, but I didn't spend 4 years losing 180 pounds just to hear that as often as I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Words, sounds, pictures.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Non stop hip hop
The option to leave
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My uncle Chuck died recently. The whole family was at the hospital (anyone else notice how family reunions seem to happen at hospitals more and more as you get older?), and the decision was made to remove life support.
I then informed the family that, while I personally did not feel ready to be the funniest and best looking member of the Roeser clan, I would endeavor to do my best.
Best laugh I've ever gotten, RIP Chuck.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying the passage of time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think too many things amuse me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I do not want to offer a few tips to help matches win me over, but if you are as entertained as I am by simple everyday contradictions, we will probably get along alright.

Or not at all, who knows.

I'm a total keeper though.

Also humble.