28 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
One big cosmic joke.

Funny, empathetic, great kisser.

"What does it look like when you have a memory? What does it sound like when you think? I've been trying to figure it out for years."
-Charlie Kaufman
What I’m doing with my life
I fell in love with table tennis and somehow turned that in to a decent career.

My older sister writes books, she's cooler.
I’m really good at
If you live in Portland, and can beat me at Table Tennis, we already know each other.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You are such a dad."
"Dad bod."
"Do you watch parks and rec?"

Not that I don't appreciate a compliment, but I didn't spend 4 years losing 180 pounds just to hear that as often as I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Words, sounds, pictures.
The six things I could never do without
Nothing sounds quite like an 808.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How, with the recent death of my Uncle Chuck, I'm going to handle being the best looking and funniest member of my family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting high and coming up with the dumbest possible messages to send to you lovely ladies.

Byyyyy the way, we all have typical Fridays, guys, it's okay.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm sure it will come up at an appropriate time.
You should message me if
Not the biggest fan of casual sex, semi- formal is alright though.

If you think your sent box is as depressing a place as I do mine(too real?), we may get along.

Or not at all, who knows.

I'm a total keeper though.

Also humble.