Sort of disclaimer:
Are you passionate about something? I love the things that I love, and I really really hope that you do too. Everyone should have a mission. Show me something.
I am Thomas Charles Roeser.
I like all three of those names, just not in that order.
I used to weigh 400 pounds. I now weigh 220 pounds. I'm pretty proud of it.
I try, as hard as I can, to be the best that I can possibly be in all aspects of my life. Not in the sense that I want to be better than everyone at everything, but I feel like I let myself down if I'm not giving 100 percent all the time. With failure being an occasional certainty, this makes for some highs and lows, but in the end, I'll take some solace in the fact everything stayed interesting.
There's like, a million billion different sexual orientations these days, to the point where I feel like an old man who gets made fun of for not knowing a music genre. It's hard to keep track of and I wish we could just all be doin' what we're doin', and everyone's like 'aight'. Not that I'm in any way diminishing a person's need to identify, that is important.
OKCupid deems me more aggressive, which may be true, but in what context I don't know.
MUCH more offensive is that it says I'm less romantic. PFSSSH
I'm straight up Keats on that shit! Call me Broom, ladies, because I'll sweep you off your goddamn feet.
Combined, I suppose that just makes me Aggromantic.
Women of OKC, I feel compelled to tell you this:
If you, in any way, describe yourself as a nerd or a geek or whatever on this website (any website, really), especially if it's in your username or in the first few lines of your profile, my heart goes out to you.
It's fine that you're a nerd, nothing wrong with that at all, but you've just made yourself every single goddamn neckbeard mother's basement dwelling cheetoh barge's one true love, and they can't wait to show you the Boba Fett suit they traded all their magic the gathering cards and painted miniatures for.
Oh internet, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Also, yes I followed an internet nerd bashing with a good ol Star Wars reference, word?
Some of the questions on here are so fucking stupid. I thought there was some kind of approval process for these.
"Do you practice Hinduism?" "Are you a buddhist?"
Does answering no to both of these make me less spiritual or something? Also there's a section in your profile to put your religion you dummies. Not knockin eithera those religions either, just the pointlessly specific nature of the questions. Shades of grey y'all, though not 50 of them, ever.
I am extremely competitive, I love winning.
I am also an extremely good sport. I am as polite in victory as I am gracious in defeat. (unless this is online gaming, in which case I consider shit talking a legitimate game mechanic)
1. I grew up in small redneck town
3. I play a lot of ping pong now.
I get to the point waaaay faster when speaking than I do when writing.
Facial hair has never been my strong suit.
I read books like the bboys drop rhymes.
If you are my friend, that basically means you can show up at my house at 3am with a dead body and the only thing I'll ask is for a few seconds to warm up the car.
If I don't like you, in most cases I'll still be polite to you, because I prefer not to waste precious time and energy actively hating anyone.
I'd rather not be defined by what I do, but just by the fact that I love doing the things I do.