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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
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6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Ancient Greek (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One big cosmic joke.

Funny, empathetic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I fell in love with table tennis and somehow turned that in to a decent career. Follow your dreams, y'all.

Trusting my instincts, occasionally paying the price for that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll seriously destroy you at table tennis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You are such a dad."
"Dad bod."
"Do you watch parks and rec?"

Not that I don't appreciate a compliment, but I didn't spend 4 years losing 180 pounds just to hear that as often as I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Words, sounds, pictures.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nothing sounds quite like an 808.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How, with the recent death of my Uncle Chuck, I'm going to handle being the best looking and funniest member of my family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting high and coming up with the dumbest (not creepy, just really stupid) possible messages and sending them to you lovely ladies on OKC, later laughing or face palming, both outcomes being acceptable.

Also we all have typical Fridays guys, it's okay.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Honesty is the best policy.
You should message me if
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If you think your sent box is as depressing a place as I do mine(too real?), we may get along.

Or not at all, who knows.

I'm a total keeper though.

Also humble.