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  • Ages 18–99
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Last online
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6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Ancient Greek (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Isn't this all ridiculous?

Funny, empathetic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I fell in love with table tennis and somehow turned that in to a decent career. Follow your dreams, kids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll seriously destroy you at table tennis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You are such a dad."
"Dad bod."
"Do you watch parks and rec?"

Not that I don't appreciate a compliment, but I didn't spend 4 years losing 180 pounds just to hear that as often as I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Words, sounds, pictures.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Non stop hip hop
The option to leave
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My uncle Chuck died recently. The whole family was at the hospital (anyone else notice how family reunions seem to happen at hospitals more and more as you get older?), and the decision was made to remove life support.
I informed the family that, while I personally did not feel ready to be the funniest and best looking member of the Roeser clan, I would do my best.
Best laugh I've ever gotten.
RIP Chuck, you sarcastic bastard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying the passage of time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think too many things amuse me.
You should message me if
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If you think your sent box is as depressing a place as I do mine(too real?), we may get along.

Or not at all, who knows.

I'm a total keeper though.

Also humble.