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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Today – 1:36am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Less than $20,000
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Look up Gang Green - Alcohol on youtube. That's my self summary.

I am a drunk and a pervert. The term 'down to earth' pisses me off. What does that even mean? If you're looking for someone who is "down to earth" then go fuck yourself with a broken bottle and if you describe yourself as such then do it in both holes. Is that down to earth enough for you?

If you're a republican or a christian I probably won't like you, and if you're both then just go die. If you're offended by now then go, it only gets worse, but if you're smirking a little bit then we'll probably get along.

I mostly listen to punk rock and metal and i hate 95% of the music on the radio, maybe more. I really like singing karaoke. I change the words to make the songs obscene and creepy and mostly I just growl and shout. At most places I am usually allowed only one song.
What I’m doing with my life
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Having as much fun as possible!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being goofy, getting myself into and out of crazy situations, partying, playing video games, cooking, forgetting peoples names right after I meet them, saying stupid shit that i should keep to myself. (see self summary)
The first things people usually notice about me
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"whoa, that guy is wasted!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Swan Song, House of Leaves, Walden, People's History of the United States, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Welcome to the Monkey House, Shock Doctrine, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Cat Fancy magazine.

Music: At a show I am drunk and in the pit.

Movies: I like 'em! Horror movies, artsy movies, funny movies, documentarys... whatever. Does porno count?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time DRINKING about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working or wasted, sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I try to sing like King Diamond in the shower, or just you know, whenever. I have no tattoos. I think I am the only person I know without one, excluding children.
You should message me if
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You want to raise hell... or if you've got a fat ass and want to sit on my face.