I am a drunk and a pervert. The term 'down to earth' pisses me off. What does that even mean? If you're looking for someone who is "down to earth" then go fuck yourself with a broken bottle and if you describe yourself as such then do it in both holes. Is that down to earth enough for you?
If you're a republican or a christian I probably won't like you, and if you're both then just go die. If you're offended by now then go, it only gets worse, but if you're smirking a little bit then we'll probably get along. Ranting is fun.
I like giving goofy little presents and giving massages and snuggling and being all cute n shit. I like kitty cats, puppy dogs and bunny rabbits too.
I am looking for someone awesome to have fun with and be sweet to. A fun first date to me would be something like walking around a park with a bottle of cheap champagne and then a trip to the karaoke bar to make asses out of ourselves.
I mostly listen to punk rock and metal and i hate 95% of the music on the radio, maybe more. I really like singing karaoke. I change the words to make the songs obscene and creepy and mostly I just growl and shout. At most places I am usually allowed only one song.