I should start off saying that I am not a lord of anything, just in case you were wondering what the proper greeting would be for one of the peerage. For me, just "Hi" or "Howdy" will be fine. I believe I made a reservation once using that title and since then the title has just hung around (the food and service was wonderful that night, if I remember correctly).

I like to explore and move around when possible. I take long drives to nowhere for no reason and can completely justify making random turns just find out what's down that way. I really enjoy learning new things and really enjoy taking classes in anything that sounds interesting. Recently I've taken classes in fire spinning, fencing, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Flash, chocolate molding, firing a hand gun and a few others. If one of the daily deal websites is offering a deal on a class, I'll generally get it. Right now I'm really looking forward to my intro to flying an airplane and intro to rally driving classes.

Besides classes, I really enjoy traveling, but not just regular A to B and then back to A traveling. My past few vacations have had at least 4 destinations. I completely supported the idea of JetBlue's all you can fly pass and totally took advantage of it a few years ago. The last real vacation I took had me going from NYC (my home at the time), to Aruba, to Las Vegas, to Seattle, to NYC for a night, to Orlando, to Austin, to Houston, and finally back to NYC. It. Was. AWESOME! Expensive as all hell, but sometimes you have to treat yourself, yes?

Want to know more? Of course you do! Send me a message and we'll set up a time to grab a beverage. See you then.

I'm like a leaf dancing in the wind. I flit and float wherever the breeze may take me. Right now, I'm in Seattle, next year? Who knows. My only life goal is to be happy and to leave this world just a little better than when I entered it. That or med school. It's up in the air.

Breathing. I've been breathing since I was born, and let me tell you, I'm really good at doing it. I'm so good, I don't even notice it anymore. It's just muscle memory at this point. Even right now, I totally just took a breath and you didn't even notice.

My size.

uh... not like that. You have a naughty dirty mind. I'm just a big fella.

I don't play favorites kids, I love you all equally.

Air, food, drinkable water, proper shelter, a reason for living, and hope. While there are a lot of things I would love to have, these are the things that I could never do without. Why, what have you heard? Are the zombies coming! OMFG zombies! I knew it! Go! GO! GO!!!! Time to get the hell out of here!

Why did the Secret Security guy betray the president in Air Force One? Why do so many things taste like chicken? Did I turn off the oven? When did I last turn on the oven? Why am I thinking about the oven? How do people really still fall for email scams? Really now? How much of what we do and think is driven by advertising and marketing? I'm pretty sure the oven might be on, or did I turn it off? I wonder if I was made of Skittles, would I always taste the rainbow? Are you now thinking of Skittles now?

New one, I searched for myself on okcupid.com and I found out that I would only be a 96% match for myself *and* I would be 3% enemy, but a 99% friend? I wonder which 3% of me is at war with the other 96%.... My spleen has been acting a little funny as of late, I wonder if it is going to sell me out to the highest bidder?! It might just jump out like that alien in that outer space movie about non-terrestrials called... um... E.T? I should send an envoy and make a "Coalition of the Willing to be Awesome." Who wouldn't want to join that? Brilliant!

... attempting to avoid getting that Friday song stuck in my head. You know the one, all the kids were singing it. I think it goes:

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday i'm in love.

Dammit! Now I'm going to be humming it all weekend. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

The code to my luggage is 1 2 3 4 5.

Because if you don't then I'm just going to sit here next to my inbox silently crying wondering why you never email. Oh woe is me! You never call or write, it's like we don't even know each other anymore.