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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27-45
  • Located anywhere
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Last online
Today – 7:25am
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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If you're going to hit the 'Like' button, please just send me a message instead. I don't have A-List, so OKC doesn't even let me know your username if you hit that little Star.

Back in Florida again; unsure for how long. Looking for friends to start. Don't do one night stands.

Eclectic tastes, but a minimalist by nature. Often get labeled a nerd or geek by friends. (They're not wrong.) Also a pure INTJ with a rogue creative streak.

I wish I could get a dog and move to Bora Bora or Fiji. Or buy a decommissioned missile base.

Others have told me:
* I'm unconventional.
* I've got a great, if not dry, sense of humor.
* I was born 80 years too late.
* I'd make a great lifelong student or librarian/archivist.
* My glasses make me look like a product of German Super Science.
* If my nose fell off, I'd look like Voldemort.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in entertainment. What a long, strange trip it's been.

I'm also a big fan of absorbing information. (Wikipedia, documentaries, books, etc.) I even just read a sales brochure for a Cray-2. Talk to me about how cool (and terrifying) supercomputers can be. :)

I spend my free time working on various creative projects (writing, drawing, designing), gaming, and crafting on occasion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making fun of movies.

Applying a cold, mechanical logic to everything.

Building Legos.

Evaluating structures for their ability to withstand siege bombardment. (Or assaults from the undead.)

Being aloof.

Applying my creativity in different mediums.

Decapitating champagne bottles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, thin, and have visible tattoos.

I wear paratrooper boots and dress shoes in equal measure.

When it's cold, I'm almost always in a hoodie of some kind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Militaria, art, history, conspiracy, trivia, and architectural books. Just picked up one on the Mythology of Oceania. Good stuff.

Classical music mostly, although my collection is very broad. Big fan of Cybernetika and Man With No Name.

Esoteric and laughably bad movies usually, but I also enjoy ones like Silence of the Lambs, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Blazing Saddles, Idiocracy, Wall-E, and most Kubrick films. Also love North by Northwest. My film collection is as wide and varied as it can be, and I dislike very few genres. I'm also a very big fan of atomic warfare/documentary films, 70s sci-fi, virus outbreak stuff like Contagion or Warning Sign, and undersea horror films from the 80s/90s.

In terms of cartoons and sitcoms, I enjoy shows like Daria, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Regular Show, Teen Titans Go!, Futurama, Mad Men, Danger 5, Rick and Morty, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (the Jeremy Brett version), GameCenter CX and documentary shows like Planet Earth. Dexter and Breaking Bad hold special places in my heart for being about villains. This is just a small grouping, of course.

Also a huge MST3K and RiffTrax fan.

For food, I love things like sushi, seafood, and steak. Also a very big fan of tea. (And, on occasion, absinthe.) However, I'd still prefer dessert over all of these. (Doubly so if it's rose-flavored.)

Pretty big gamer as well. Recent obsession is Metal Gear Solid V on PC. (Bitches don't know 'bout my Fulton.) Favorite game is the original Deus Ex. Also put a fair amount of time into Grand Theft Auto: Online recently. PC preferred, but I usually have a few consoles lying around.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Privacy, a sketch/note pad, hot tea, classical music, information to collect, and an internet connection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and if it'll be as interesting as I'm hoping.

If people can appreciate how tiny and insignificant they are.

If I'll ever get to live in an Arcology.

If I could get away with it.

Whether I could survive Five Nights at Freddy's.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably returning videotapes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tried to carve my name into the moon with a giant terrestrial laser.
You should message me if
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You know what you would do with your life if you woke up to discover $1,000,000,000 in your bank account.

You have a Corgi or a German Shepherd.

You enjoy conversations over a cup of tea.

You'll turn your missile key at the same time I turn mine.

You have a Stand Alone Complex.

In a fight between humanity and the machines, you'd root for the machines.

You'd be willing to copilot a Tiger II with me.

You'd join me for a game of croquet.

You're working on a personal creative project. (Book, play, composition, sculpture; anything.)

You're among them but not of them.

You're a woman who proudly wears a shaved head.

Your message will be more than just 'Hey' or 'how r u?'.

But really, you should just send a message if anything in this advert catches your attention, makes you smile or laugh, or offends you.