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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
May 24
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In central Florida (not necessarily Orlando proper) until the end of July.

Best case by updating my ad: meet an interesting person to speak with and maybe (and I mean maybe) visit before I depart.

Eclectic tastes, but a minimalist by nature. Often get labeled a nerd or geek by friends. Also a pure INTJ with a rogue creative streak.

I wish I could get a dog and move to Bora Bora or Fiji. Or buy a decommissioned missile base.

Others have told me:
* I'm unconventional.
* I've got a great, if not dry, sense of humor.
* I was born 80 years too late.
* I'd make a great lifelong student or librarian/archivist.
* My glasses make me look like a product of German Super Science.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in entertainment. What a long, strange trip it's been.

I'm big on self improvement, learning, and picking up new skills. (And enjoy self-education.)

I spend my free time working on various creative projects (writing, drawing, designing), gaming, and crafting on occasion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making fun of movies.

Absorbing information and deconstructing things. (Or people.)

Riding atomic bombs dropped from planes.

Applying a cold, mechanical logic to everything.

Building Legos.

Evaluating structures for their ability to withstand siege bombardment. (Or assaults from the undead.)

Being aloof.

Applying my creativity in different mediums.

Decapitating champagne bottles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, thin, and have visible tattoos.

I wear paratrooper boots and dress shoes in equal measure.

When it's cold, I'm almost always in a hoodie of some kind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Transhumanist, art, history, conspiracy, trivia, and architectural books.

Classical music mostly, although my collection is very broad. Just fell in love with Cybernetika.

Esoteric and laughably bad movies usually, but I also enjoy ones like Silence of the Lambs, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Blazing Saddles, Idiocracy, Wall-E, and most Kubrick films. Also love North by Northwest. My film collection is as wide and varied as it can be, and I dislike very few genres. Favorite film is Inception.

In terms of cartoons and sitcoms, I enjoy shows like Daria, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Regular Show, Futurama, Mad Men, Danger 5, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (the Jeremy Brett version), GameCenter CX and documentary shows like Planet Earth. Dexter and Breaking Bad hold special places in my heart for being about villains. This is just a small grouping, but there are more. (My tastes in media vary considerably.)

Also a big MST3K and RiffTrax fan.

For food, I love things like sushi, seafood, and steak. Also a very big fan of tea. (And, on occasion, absinthe.) However, I'd still prefer dessert over all of these. (Doubly so if it's rose-flavored.)

Pretty big gamer as well. Recent obsession is LA Noire on PC. Favorite game is the original Deus Ex. Also put a fair amount of time into Grand Theft Auto: Online recently. PC preferred, but I've also got a few consoles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Privacy, a sketch/note pad, hot tea, classical music, information to collect, and an internet connection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and if it'll be as interesting as I'm hoping.

If people can appreciate how tiny and insignificant they are.

If I'll ever get to live in an Arcology.

Whether I could survive Five Nights at Freddy's.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home working on my personal projects. Or gaming.

Candy will likely be involved in both respects.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dabble in supervillainy.

I'm constructed partially of metal.
You should message me if
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You know what you would do with your life if you woke up to discover $1,000,000,000 in your bank account.

You have a Corgi or a German Shepherd.

You enjoy conversations over a cup of tea.

You'll turn your missile key at the same time I turn mine.

You have a Stand Alone Complex.

In a fight between humanity and the machines, you'd root for the machines.

You'd be willing to copilot a Panzer with me.

You'd join me for a game of croquet.

You're working on a personal creative project. (Book, play, composition, sculpture; anything.)

You love it when people in movies and television put their fist through a TV or computer monitor when it plays something they don't like.

But really, you should just send a message if anything in this advert catches your attention, makes you smile or laugh, or offends you. Or if you want to get a cup of tea.