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LordHastings

41 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Summaries are for novels and screenplays. My life is more like an ongoing work of art.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coughing during orchestra performances, tea, gin & tonics, diffusing fisticuffs, discretion, civilised decadence, poetry, pipe smoking, hosting seances, turkish baths, butterfly catching, contemplative strolls, matinees in the boudoir, grooming, fainting spells..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being of noble lineage.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I am absent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Literature:
The Picture of Dorian Gray, Songs of Innocence & Experience, The Trial, Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Verlaine, Anais Nin, and several non-fiction works on subjects ranging from history to music theory to mysticism to botany.

Matinee:
Gosford Park, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Performance, Altered States, Hitchcock, Musical and Historical documentaries. French new wave. A heightened sense of affection for 60s and 70s cinema.

Musical Composition:
The Zombies, Small Faces, Rolling Stones, Love, Fairport Convention, Pentangle, John Cale, Flying Burrito Brothers, David Bowie, My Bloody Valentine, Fleetwood Mac, Slowdive, The Smiths, New York Dolls, Kraftwerk, Can, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Byrds, Gary Numan, Sonic Youth, Hawkwind, most sunshine pop. Any musique concrete (see Beatles "Revolution #9 for an introduction).

Gourmet:
Wines, Heirloom Tomatoes, Most Mediterranean Cuisine. Most Indian Cuisine. Dandelions, burdock roots, cattails. Cloves of garlic for warding off vampires. Fresh, local, organic is highly preferred. But I have to try everything at least once. I once tried to eat the heart of buffalo. That is to say, robust and primal culinary experiences revitalize the soul.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Poetry (typed on the page and scribbled in life), Refreshing excursions into the countryside, a variety of music, taste, and colour. Mineral water. Intimate companions. Museums.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Alternately, the heavier, darker aspects of the human condition and the pleasantry of aesthetics and youth.
Excruciating etiquette vs. folksy romanticism. (I'm not sure if that is a realistic debate, a non sequitur, or an unrealistic pipe dream -- and I've no concern to pursue any answers at the moment... and anyway my teakettle is whistling)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing memoirs by candlelight, imbibing absinthe at a nearby parlour, engaging in banter with lightweights, seducing ladies, or engaging in hearty sport with the fellows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Discretion is of my utmost advantage.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can recommend a good butler, chauffeur, or tailor. You are a polo or fox hunt enthusiast. You are a member of any elitist intelligentsia. Someone to go on holiday with.