I speak Spanish better than the average gringo and I've got the
best job in the world.
I grew up in California, I live in Brooklyn now.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a paramedic, I'm also back in school part-time taking science
classes so I can go to doctor school in a few years.
I’m really good at
Jimmy Stewart impressions, cardinal directions, and fixing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty tall and I like making people laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In the Lake of the Woods, One Hundred Years of Solitude, When the
Game Was Ours, High Fidelity, Me Talk Pretty One Day
High Fidelity, Scent of a Woman, Forgetting Sarah Marshall,
Always Sunny, The West Wing, MASH, Scrubs, Breaking Bad
The Moutain Goats, The Hold Steady, The Replacements, Jonathan
Richman, Sam Cooke
I don't like olives
The six things I could never do without
Seltzer, The Lakers, In N Out, Scotch, my bike, Tacos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things to do instead of my physics II homework.
How many chapters is R. Kelly going to come out with before the
story is finally told?
Why can't Robert Sacre be as good a basketball player as he is a
On a typical Friday night I am
At a bar with a good jukebox.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was in the middle of a drunken West Wing marathon when i signed
up for OkCupid, hence LordJonMarbury.
You should message me if
You've ever had a place that you go to order "the usual".