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LordOfChaos13

32 M Sheffield, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
High school
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dere's more to Oireland dan dis...

...ok, so classic 90's comedy quotes don't work.

Wouldn't mind a threesome one day... just to try it. So if you're a lady who knows another lady... ;-)

I don't bite, so call in and say hello. What you got to lose huh?

Summary... I was born, I'm living, I will die eventually... What? You want more than that? Sheesh, you don't want much do you?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not getting Bond wrong, that's for sure...

...working, living, bowling, drinking, music-ing... loads of other 'ings'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quoting stuff and listening to Pink Floyd
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One lady commented on my lips... then proceeded to snog my face off, even though she 'didn't do' public displays of affection... which was nice.

Long eyelashes, for a man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favourite Author: Douglas Adams
Favourite Films: Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, V for Vendetta, Ealing Comedies
Favourite TV: Frasier, The Inbetweeners, classic British comedy, documentaries (I like to know stuff), intelligent drama like The Hour (I class myself as an intellectual dumbass)
Favourite Food: Very hot curry, my Nan's Sunday dinner and extremely rare steak
Favourite Drink: Red wine - preferably southern hemisphere, something with a kick to it

Music (just to name a few artists): AC/DC, Mastodon, Dream Theater, Devin Townsend, Obscura, Necrophagist, Alabama 3, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Goldfrapp, Terrorvision, Pink Floyd, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Dragged Into Sunlight, Chrome Division... and so on!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All of you... I know that's 5,999,999,994 more things than it asks for, but hey, I'm a rebel!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything...

...and how to get in to a 3-some... BOOOOOBS!!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends, playing pool, drinking and laughing, or at home relaxing...

...disposing of bodies... or digging them up if required...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kissed a girl... and I liked it! So there! Up yours middle-America!!!!

Oooh, ooh... also - I once walked 500 miles, then another 500 miles... but you weren't in, so a bit of a wasted journey to be honest.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like a man who laughs, enjoys a good time and likes to meet new people...

...and because I'm nosey and like to see who's out there!

Don't freak out that I haven't put 'long-term dating' above. I don't see how you can look for long-term as it's something that just happens if two people like each other. If this puts you off then fine, but at least I'm not lying to anyone about my intentions. I'm lead to believe that honesty is a good trait.