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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 3:45am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
High school
Has kid(s)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just your average kinda footy-lovin' metal fan with a thing for Nigella...

Owt else you want to know, just ask - I do find that these things tend to kill the art of conversation somewhat!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not getting Bond wrong, that's for sure...

...working, living, bowling, drinking, music-ing... loads of other 'ings'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quoting stuff and listening to Pink Floyd
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One lady commented on my lips... then proceeded to snog my face off, even though she 'didn't do' public displays of affection... which was nice.

Long eyelashes, for a man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favourite Authors/Books: Douglas Adams; A Song of Ice and Fire;
Favourite Films: Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, V for Vendetta, Ealing Comedies
Favourite TV: Frasier; The Inbetweeners; classic British comedy; documentaries (I like to know stuff); intelligent drama like The Hour (I class myself as an intellectual dumbass); Game of Thrones
Favourite Food: Very hot curry, my Nan's Sunday dinner and extremely rare steak
Favourite Drink: Red wine - preferably southern hemisphere, something with a kick to it; 'Real Ale'

Music (just to name a few artists): AC/DC, Mastodon, Dream Theater, Devin Townsend, Obscura, Necrophagist, Alabama 3, Goldfrapp, Terrorvision, Pink Floyd, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Dragged Into Sunlight, Chrome Division, Amon Amarth, NIN, Gojira, Yob, Kreator, Arch Enemy ... and so on!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All of you... I know that's 5,999,999,994 more things than it asks for, but hey, I'm a rebel!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything...

...and how to get in to a 3-some... BOOOOOBS!!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends, playing pool, drinking and laughing, or at home relaxing...

...disposing of bodies... or digging them up if required...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kissed a girl... and I liked it! So there! Up yours middle-America!!!!

Oooh, ooh... also - I once walked 500 miles, then another 500 miles... but you weren't in, so a bit of a wasted journey to be honest.
You should message me if
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You like a man who laughs, enjoys a good time and likes to meet new people...

...and because I'm nosey and like to see who's out there!

And you can tell me what a Blackwitch Pudding is...'re a female with no limits and/or no morals...