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LordOftheNorth

31 M San Antonio, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I spend entirely too much time working in banking, but I want to go back to school to become an actuary. I am usually quiet, but once I get to know you, you'll wish I stayed that way. I laugh a lot and find humor in anything. I also walk dogs and appropriately use "big" words sporadically. When it comes to dating, people say I'm too picky. I don't think that's true; I like what I like. BTW, I am not really into bars and clubs because they leave bruises and hurt, people.

A typical date for me is enjoying the melodious flow of natural conversation at a cafe during a nice, slightly blustery afternoon when suddenly a runaway car careens into the bookstore across the street. A shootout occurs as we scurry for cover as we decide to hightail the hell outta there. We drive on the sidewalk running over a fruit stand as a helicopter explodes in the background. I attempt to reach around for my stellar sunglasses and accidentally caress your trembling thigh. I don't apologize for the faux pas. We're not going to be eating lunch at Cheddar's afterall....

BTW, if you happen to "like me," message or lemme know; I haven't 'upgraded' my account so I cannot know your interest otherwise!
What I’m doing with my life
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Dawdling around. People jokingly call me a scrooge because I tend to conserve me money. I tend to think a lot, but end up leaping before I look anyways. Occasionally growing my sweet beard out before I'm chloroformed during the night and wake up dazed with a crew cut and clean-shaven.
I’m really good at
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Being awkward. Pondering. Making jokes with punchlines that are very stretched out. Being ridiculous, snarky, making bad puns, and sarcastic. Purposely making grotesque faces when people don't think I know when they're looking at me. Loosing my five savage dogs on unsuspecting children on walks. Staying up late most nights.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My converse shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books / Authors:
Game of Thrones series, Anita Blake series, Alice in Wonderland, Edgar Allan Poe, H. G. Wells, Greek Mythology, Nordic Mythology, Art books, history books, Franz Kafka, Jules Verne, Shel Silverstein, Robert Louis Stevenson, Mary Shelley, William Shakespeare, H.P. Lovecraft....

Movies:
Amelie, Gravity, Silver Linings Playbook, Fifth Element, V for Vendetta, Se7en, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, Gangs of New York, Godzilla films, Cabin in the Woods, Dark Knight, Inception, No Country for Old Men, Fargo, James Bonds films, Fight Club, Pan's Labyrinth, Animal House, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, The Warriors, 300, Dead Leaves, Frozen, Hayao Miyazaki films, Universal Studio classic monster films, Bud Abbott and Lou Costello films, Mel Brooks films, Black Swan,

Shows:
Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, Twilight Zone, Once Upon a Time, OUaT in Wonderland, Doctor Who, Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Future Diary, CSI, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Sword Art Online, Trigun, Elfen Lied, Dragonball Z, Deadman Wonderland, Soul Eater, Dirty Pair, Hellsing, Big O, Godannar, Betterman, Lupin the 3rd,

Music:
Queen, Arctic Monkeys, Lana Del Rey, Bourdeaux, Smashing Pumpkins, Nujabes, Wyoming, Tying Tiffany, The Doors, Classical music, Jazz music, little bit of Dubstep, Kites With Lights, Inspired Flight, The Clash...

Food:
Seafood, Thai, Vietnamese, Italian, Japanese, Mexican, American, European, Indian, chocolates, cheeses, teas....

Video Games:
Culdcept, Dead or Alive, Final Fantasy VII, Tetris, 2048, Mortal Kombat, Disgaea,

Board Games:
Chess, Backgammon, Poker, Hive, Risk,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Adventure
Curiosity
Good food
Humor
Dogs
Drawing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Brainstorming ideas for my online comic, inventing strange devices, other places in the world and time & space,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading books, watching films, drawing, going to an art show or museum, listening to live bands, being coerced by friends to hang out with them, I walk my dogs,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes grow my beard out when I'm bored, since it's a cheap hobby.
You should message me if
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curiosity got the better of you.