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Lord_Baine

26 / M / straight / Single

Salt Lake City, Utah

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From making you feel better when you burn your leg on his hot, hot motorcycle to going along with and adding to the conversation about PONIE... read more

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am open minded, laid back, and intelligent.

My Self-Summary

I've been told my idea of a good time would be setting someone on fire in a shopping mall and watching people's reactions.... and yeah... I can't really argue with that.

This of course meaning that I thrive on reaction, and am an avid people watcher.

I suppose you could say I have sharp edges:

I'm quick witted, friendly, and incredibly loyal until you cross the line... and then I'll get even without your ever knowing it was me. I believe in Karma, but I also believe that you usually have to create it yourself.

My life is a constant search for symmetry in all things, and as such I am fond of the Taoist and Zen schools of thought.

I over analyze everything which can be both a blessing and a curse. It lends it's self a positive tone in situations like my job where critical thinking is helpful, but it's also gotten me into trouble when I delve too deeply into things I shouldn't.

I'm an intellectual playboy locked in a self made cell of relative apathy and self doubt.

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What I’m doing with my life

Currently I am working as an backend web developer for a company in Salt Lake City, Utah.

In the future I plan on attending school to study clinical psychology.

I'm currently involved in a polyamorous secondary relationship with kenders5. I am open to the possibility of a primary partner or other secondary relationships.

I’m really good at

The first things people usually notice about me

"That guy has a lot to say for not saying much at all"

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(A) I'll read up on anything I find fascinating at the moment whether that be science, history, or something completely random. I own an assortment of books including 'A Brief History of time', 'Crime and Punishment', and 'Darkness at Noon'

For fun I enjoy reading Clancey and Grisham, along with Crichton and Goodkind's older work. I'm also a big fan of Ann Rice's Vampire Chronicles.

(B) Braveheart, American Beauty, Requiem For A Dream, Good Will Hunting, Gladiator, Fight Club, American History X, The Matrix, Shawshank Redemption... I'm particularly fond of movies where the hero dies and anything you come out of the theater feeling definitively changed from.

(C) Punk, Techno, Alternative... I dunno, I have such a passive taste in music that I'm usually even too lazy to download shit. Some of my favorite bands include AFI, Depeche Mode, 30 Seconds to Mars, and Incubus.

(D)I love seafood, sushi, and a good burger now and then.

The six things I could never do without

People: No matter how often I say I detest them. I couldn't manage to be an isolated Tibetan hermit. Besides... analyzing people is one of my most frequent forms of entertainment.

Computers: Most of my life revolves around them and the deeper I get, the more I'm interested in going farther (but then I suppose I could say that about most things I'm interested in).

Creative Expression: Music, Movies, Art, and the written word... God, could anyone really live without any forms of creative expression?

My personal code of ethics: One defines ones self through their personal ethics and spirituality. Not to be confused with morals and religion, neither of which I subscribe to.

A sense of mysticism: I'm quite fond of the highly improbable and am intrigued by things such as the occult and metaphysics.

Limitless Knowledge: Intellectual advancement is very important to me.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The six things I could never do without ;)

On a typical Friday night I am

Scouting for a good club, looking for a party, checking movie times, at a concert, or sitting in a coffee shop drinking something warm and reading something interesting.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm overly dramatic at times...

I'm not as sane as I think I am...

I'm a hard person to get close to emotionally...

In a small way, I'm attracted to chaos...

You should message me if

You want to hang out. I need more people to do random shit with.