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31 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 4:42pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Striptease song: Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know

Beer and Bourbon swilling, Flying Spaghetti Monster worshiping malcontent.

I'm rarely accused of talking too much, unless I'm drunk.

Trying to eat at the best restaurants in the city. End up at Ippudo a bit too often though.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work to travel.

I play baseball/football/basketball/tennis and solve Rubik's Cubes when I find the time.

I keep telling myself tomorrow is the day I start to learn French (I got the duolingo app so that may happen).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, parallel parking, freecell. Bar games.

The first things people usually notice about me
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My ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is overlong and self-indulgent...

Books: Catch-22, A Song of Ice and Fire series, The Great Gatsby, Candide, Flowers for Algernon, In Cold Blood, Lolita, Raymond Chandler (the whole hardboiled/noir genre), some Nietzsche, many cold war era spy novels (Ludlum, Le Carre'...)

Music: Pixies, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Talking Heads, Radiohead, The Walkmen, The National, Grandaddy, Tame Impala, Grizzly Bear, The Velvet Underground, Sleater Kinney, St. Vincent, The Breeders, Fiona Apple, Sonic Youth, The Innocence Mission, Big Star, The Misfits, LCD Soundsystem, Hot Chip, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, The Cure, Vampire Weekend, and a lot of Brit punk/pop. Recently getting into Krautrock as well. Classics such as The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Beach Boys, The Rolling Stones, Creedence. Duke Ellington, Django Reinhardt, Miles Davis.

Recent Genre Obsession: Post Punk/Dream Pop/Shoegaze (Chameleons, Catherine Wheel, Slowdive, MBV...)

TV: Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Pushing Daisies, Dexter, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Fawlty Towers, Psych. Futurama is pretty good.

Film: Fargo, The 400 Blows, The Rules of the Game, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dr. Strangelove, Oldboy, Casablanca, Amelie, Diabolique, Badlands, L.A. Confidential, A Fish Called Wanda, Kiss Me Deadly, Wet Hot American Summer, Y tu Mama Tambien, Harold and Maude, In Bruges, Sunset Boulevard, Mulholland Drive, Best in Show, Annie Hall, The Big Lebowski, Rushmore, Young Frankenstein, His Girl Friday, The Princess Bride, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, any 40s/50s noir, Monty Python, The Room.

Favorite directors include: Woody Allen, Hitchcock, Coen Brothers, Tarantino, Wes Anderson, PT Anderson, Billy Wilder, Robert Altman, Scorsese, Christopher Guest.

Ramen, Thai, traditional Jewish foods. I don't like tomatoes (or olives), but I put Ketchup on almost everything and love tomato sauce and salsa.

Old Fashioned.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Travelling, a passport.


Harriman State Park.

Most of my limbs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Perspectives, first impressions.

Leaving it all to live on my sailboat*.

The randomness of things, and how our brains make unrelated, random events seem meaningful and connected. The universe is an enormous, wonderful mess, and yet we all think we can make sense of it.

“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”

*I don't have a sailboat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

I generally prefer weekdays for going out, and often spend Friday nights at dinner with friends or family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It really bothers me when they're not gargling anything in mouthwash commercials.
You should message me if
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You're as cool as Kim Deal.